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1: wow the stars are beautiful tonight
2: yeah they are
1: you know what else is beautiful?
2: *blushes* who?
1: queen
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can't get over how good al fucking looks
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cat gay berthold hawkeye threw the first brick at stonewall
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what do you mean "lower myself"? that's the only thing i've ever been. just a simple useless butch general grumman that couldn't save a little girl.
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you damn mustang’s men! don’t look down on me!
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to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand hiromu arakawa's farm
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they don’t call me muslim winry rockbell for nothing!
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i won’t give you time to pray to a transmutation circle
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*slaps alexander the dog* this bad military dog can fit so many alchemy teachers in it
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water: 35 liters, carbon: 20 kg, ammonia: 4 liters, lime: 1.5 kg, phosphorus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter: 100g, sulfur: 80g, fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, silicon: 3g, and 15 other trace elements. that's the total chemical makeup of a shao mei.
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1: wow the stars are beautiful tonight
2: yeah they are
1: you know what else is beautiful?
2: *blushes* who?
1: winry’s toolkit
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don’t talk to me or my full suit of armor ever again
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*scar of ishval voice* fuck what the human transmutation said
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you asked what i am? a hohenheim's glasses!
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when it's just us, the kimblee’s man calls me by my first name, automail leg
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