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when someone’s done explaining to me why my favorite character isn’t actually the Best

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imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

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One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking about the peer reviewing process and how vicious some academics can get, so I casually asked him what the worst review he’d ever received was.

He became very stony-faced, looked off into the distance and said, completely deadpan and in his thick accent:

“It does not matter. They are dead now.”

I think my professor has killed a man.

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FMA Week 2015: Day 7 → Journey “There’s no such thing as a painless lesson-they just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first. Although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah… a heart made Fullmetal.”

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#there are a couple of ways to sign a death sentence #one of them is trying to trick Riza Hawkeye by disguising yourself as Roy Mustang #because she knows him to the bones #not just the way he walks and talks #she knows the way he breathes #how long each one of his pauses between words are #the way he looks at her #and how he tenses when he’s not looking at her at all #how his footsteps sound #and the way the air feels whenever he’s not around

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Because of ur post on Bakugou being cute I had a dream where there was the kid version of Bakugou and he was just yelling because someone noticed that he was changing for the better and he was blushing too LOL

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D’AAAAAWWWW LOL 

that sounds so in character, that’s adorable, aaaawww

precious, angry, embarrassed child

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People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

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We TOLD him that the syrup would get everywhere, and we MEANT EV.ERY.WHERE.

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typical night in the homunculus household

envy: father, greed stole everyone’s pillows AGAIN

greed, sitting on a pile of pillows and surrounded by several more, arms folded: honestly these accusations are getting more and more ridiculous each time and i, quite frankly, am hurt and tired of being treated like this

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why his nose take up almost half his face

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Emergency Commissions and Donations!!

This is super important to me and honestly, for me, it feels more important than when I asked for help last time. It isn’t for myself but for my dog that we’ve had for basically half of my whole life now. Allie is a huge part of my life and my family and I seriously want to help her as much as I can right now. We took her to the vet today ( 3/5/18 ) for her annual physical and updating her shots and while we did that we had the doctor look at a growth that’s been getting bigger on her stomach behind a teat.

It’s not as easy to see on camera as it is in person so I traced where it is on her. That’s the noticeable one though as the other day I felt a tiny lump near it that wasn’t there before and a tiny lump is how that big one had started out. And you can definitely tell by looking at her other teats that it’s not supposed to look like that at all. What’s going on is that as female dogs age without being spayed they are at risk for, essentially, developing doggy breast cancer. Mammary tumors. Which each passing heat she goes through it’s upping her likelihood of these getting worse, more showing up, and it spreading to not just tumors under her skin. That it’ll spread into her chest. The sooner we get her taken care of and the ones she has removed and get her spayed, the sooner she can heal and stop developing the tumors all together.

This is the estimate we got today for when she’d come in for the operations. $1606.63 would be the estimated total. My family doesn’t have that kinda money but we’re hoping they’ll let us do payments on it. That being said, my parents don’t efficiently make that kinda money as quickly as we’d need. I want to help where I can so I’m gonna open emergency doodle commissions. They’re faster and easier for me to do which would guarantee the content and I could do a multitude better than I could full priced large scale commissions.

I’ll be taking the commission payments through my ko-fi account and tips and donations are also super appreciated. Please, if you can even lend a dollar it would help. I’ll have a link for my paypal as well so it doesn’t have to be a minimum of $3. Please message me if you’d like a chibi commission done and we can talk refs and details and such <3

Please spread this around if you can, every bit of help is a blessing in helping Allie out right now.

Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/Q5Q2610M Paypal: katiramayrem@hotmail.com

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[Ling ordering a cake over the phone]

Baker: And what would you like the cake to say?

[Ling covers the end of the phone]

Ling, to Lan Fan: Do we want a talking cake?

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Looking at you, Edward. 

Raising the dead is not a healthy coping mechanism

Source

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Shao May is sitting pretty. 

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you think the people who live in hogsmeade ever, like, hear an explosion, look up at hogwarts, and just shrug and go about their lives cos this shit happens once a day?

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Can we talk about Dad Ed for a second please

Like… imagine him being so proud of everything his kids do. Like he’s such a supportive dad. He brags about his son being just like him, and he dotes on his daughter “she’s gonna be just like her mom someday and she’s so adorable”

And he’s always involved with his kids’ lives, because he wants his kids to experience having a dad, since he wasn’t able to.

Dad Ed is really important and it fills my heart with such joy to think about.