fullmetalpotterhead
fullmetalpotterhead
Freaking Feels
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I write TGCF fics and I have a ko-fi if you think I deserve money for existing
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fullmetalpotterhead · 17 hours ago
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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fullmetalpotterhead · 2 days ago
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Please… I have done
<a href=“#footnote1”><sup>[1]</sup></a> in document and <a name=“footnote1”></a>[1] in end notes.
I have done <a href=“#foot1” name=“fref1” rel=“nofollow” id=“fref1”><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> in document and <a href=“#fref1” name=“foot1” rel=“nofollow” id=“foot1”><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> with a side of <sup> [ <a title=“return” href=“#fref1” rel=“nofollow”>return to text</a> ]</sup> in the end notes.
And I have now also done <a name=“foot1t” id=“foot1t”></a><a href=“#foot1”><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> in the document and <a name=“foot1” id=“foot1”></a><a href=“#foot1t”><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> in the end notes.
None of these worked. All of them said they were supposed to. Am I cursed?
WHY CANT I GET AO3 FOOTNOTES TO WORK IM TRYING SO HARD
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fullmetalpotterhead · 3 days ago
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WHY CANT I GET AO3 FOOTNOTES TO WORK IM TRYING SO HARD
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fullmetalpotterhead · 3 days ago
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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fullmetalpotterhead · 5 days ago
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And Pygmalion prayed to Hephaestus, Coppersmith, Renowned Artificer, god of the forge and stonecarving, and prayed that his ivory sculpture may be brought to life.
But Hephaestus, Cunning, Clubfoot, stayed his hand; “I will not allow this,” he said. “To destroy thine handiwork would be contrary to my nature. For great craftsmanship shall last forever, while flesh will falter in time. In stone, she will have beauty that is everlasting, endless and immortal.”
Then Pygmalion prayed to Aprodite and said, “Can you please bring my sculpture to life? Your husband said no,” and lo; Aphrodite had the chance to do something hilarious.
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fullmetalpotterhead · 5 days ago
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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby
No this is not a joke
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Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.
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fullmetalpotterhead · 6 days ago
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Tw (pranking):
Keep reading
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fullmetalpotterhead · 6 days ago
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
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fullmetalpotterhead · 7 days ago
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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
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fullmetalpotterhead · 7 days ago
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WHAT
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fullmetalpotterhead · 11 days ago
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the neopets economy vs one silly meow meow doing a bit
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fullmetalpotterhead · 12 days ago
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Just realized I never posted these here???! Anyways these lovely Neopets Derek and Aoi belong to @dilfosaur, it was such a pleasure to paint them!!
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fullmetalpotterhead · 12 days ago
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please consider stanning my neopets
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fullmetalpotterhead · 12 days ago
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continues forcing you all to witness my neopets doodles
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fullmetalpotterhead · 12 days ago
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more neopet doodles…… with an extra helpin of derek kale
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fullmetalpotterhead · 12 days ago
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makes proper line up and bios for my neopets adventuring party bc it’s what they deserve
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fullmetalpotterhead · 12 days ago
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them, but fashion
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