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im drinking crystal lite and whiskey

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singing in the public bathroom 👍👍👍👌🤘👌👍🤝

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“there’s always gotta be cuck in a polycule”

“the cuck is having a great time”

“they’re here for it, they know what’s up”

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if you can drink fernet you can drink malort and if you can drink pbr you can drink 8 ball

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doing the naramon pose while i’m standing at the water station at the bar waiting for my cup to fill up

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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me

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we are in dire need of some new media trend. we've done pirates, we've done cowboys; we've gone through two whole zombie revivals. aliens and space themes have basically been a constant since at least the 1950s, as have robots and evil AIs. we went pretty heavy on vampires for a while. we've also done dinosaurs, ninjas, musicals, wizards, sea creatures, ancient rome, ancient egypt, middle ages out the wazoo, entirely too much world war II, we're currently overdosing on our superhero phase, we've done monsters (misunderstood), monsters (radioactive), fake guy in the real world, real guy travels to fake world, caves & mining, vikings, what if you were really small, genre parody as a genre, sand, New York, time travel, something racist goes down in the jungle, neurodivergent detective, buddy cops, crooked cops, gangsters, bank heists in particular, kid has powers, revolt against the corporate world, portals, social insects, dragons, the British, global apocalypse, martial arts, roadtrip as self-discovery, Jesus, clones, clowns, babysitting goes wrong, demonic possession, ghosts of all kinds, talking animals, fucking with the stock market, restaurant ownership, dwarves, planes, and spies. where do we go from here. what's our next big thing

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[She holds my malachite so tight so. Never let go. 'Cause she's 2000 light years away. Years away.]

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where i smoke my cigarettes before work

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extremely cool dude just skateboarded past (downhill) with two more skateboards under his arms

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currently feeling the rain on my skin if anyone else wants to try feeling it for me rq

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music algorithms seem reticent to / incapable of realize/ing that rap metal is both rap and metal. which is to say, music that it recognizes as “similar” consists of only metal and rap metal, but no rap

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getting unofficial bartender training at work and they gave me homework too. i have to practice my pours at home. and i appreciate his line of thought but i can’t believe this dude who works with me and knows me decently well thinks i don’t have an empty fifth at home

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followed by pumping iron

todays bar tv movie is but i’m a cheerleader

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todays bar tv movie is but i’m a cheerleader

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