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another Kamen Rider shitpost yeah I don't have a funny caption lol

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I love the Gochizos so much. I know a lot of people in the Gavv fandom are wilding out over the prospect that Shoma is sacrificing them en masse, and Valen/Doctor Suga are doing terrible things to them

but I don't think it gets emphasized enough just how fucking ready these things are to die in battle.

These motherfuckers come out of the womb swinging. They scream if they don't get eaten. Shoma craves sweets, but the Gochizos crave violence. They thirst for the blood of their enemies. They will dive head-first into battle once Shoma suits up and square up along with him. They want to enter Hershey's Valhalla having sacrificed themselves for the cause, and hope to have their names sung by the all the remaining functioning McDonald's ice cream machines.

I'm certain that if they could speak in anything other than adorable squeaks they would be yelling "FATHER, BRING ME CLOSER! I WANT TO KILL!".

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Lakia: *eats random rocks*

Lakia: Oh, this is the tastiest so far. Comel would love this.

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They are so cute...

Source.

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someone has probably made this exact joke before but whatev

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not only a "monster", Shouma looks like he died and got revived as a wraith or a zombie

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lango is here looking like the devil himself and shoma's move is to get on the floor like a poison dart frog

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I like sachika bc she is fun and beautiful and has crazy outfits but more importantly

she runs her own business

she has hobbies such as baking and diy decorating

she has a bestie she knew from before the story who we see her hanging out with

she is friendly with the people in her neighborhood and spends time with them

she feels like a complete person who you can imagine has her own stuff going on when she’s not onscreen

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> Hanto says "Omae no koto suki da wa" to Shouma

> Literally means "i really like you" in a romantic confession kind of way, especially emphasized by the context

Subs:

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I love when characters directly state "I've had a lot of character development since the start of the story, but I'm still a flawed character with baggage."

I'm being slightly snide, but like any rule the idea that you can't just have your characters say how they feel CAN be broken if you know what you're doing and it is to serve a larger narrative purpose. Like it is here.

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Look man, Shoma is pretty experienced at this whole thing by now. He's practically an expert at the existential despair of losing loved ones. Get on his level.

Emotional compartmentalization, or severe repression? You decide!

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You know something I love about Glotta’s defeat? How Lakia landed his final kick. Glotta’s pride didn't allow her to try to block or evade it so she tried to headbutt his kick like she did last week in a desperate attempt to regain her superiority. The Kraken died to a Jellyfish because she refused to see her prey as a threat.

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Suga singing Lemon by Kenshi Yonezu for his sour confession.

[Complete video]

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Hanto: receives headpats

Hanto: "what are you, my boyfriend?"

Hanto, a few months later:

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that first pic blew tf up for no reason 😭 (I made the funniest mistake on hantos video)

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Based Hoeru.

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There is no heterosexual explanation for this

WHAT THE FUCK

お前のこと 好きだわ "Omae no koto sukida wa".

HE'S LITERALLY SAYING "I really like you (romantically)"

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO INTERPRET THIS. IT IS EXPLICITLY ROMANTIC.

HOLY SHIT. That is fucking TEXT. There is ACTUALLY no heterosexual explanation for that unironically.

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN

THEY ARE BOYFRIENDS THIS ISN'T EVEN SHIPPING ANYMORE THEY'RE JUST CANONICALLY DATING NOW

I AM FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT