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I found the SIM card

In probably the most farcical move of all time, I got drunk and lost my phone, went out and bought a new one, and then immediately lost the brand new SIM card when it FLUNG OUT OF THE PLASTIC AND ACROSS MY BEDROOM INTO THE ABYSS. So I essentially have an iPod touch with Wi-Fi access until I can go get ANOTHER SIM card. And I’m locked out of my Facebook. This sucks lmao

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HA HA HA OUCH 🥲

Hello and congratulations !

Snowdrop for BB ? :D

Snowdrop: Describe a time they felt hope.

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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Uhhhh @starsfellradio, y’all seeing this? 👀

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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Does he mean anything to you

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Lucy: I won’t tolerate any explosions or reanimated creations, though.

Narrator: she would, in fact, tolerate both moving forward.

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“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

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the tmp trailer was basically

Interviewer: sorry we only accept people who have hit rock bottom

Sam, who is holding a shovel and ready to start digging: where do i sign

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I feel like a lot of these problems could have been avoided if Lucy would have just stuck Ed with one of those lil backpack leashes

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Hey anyone want to be crushed by the reality that in stopping the unknowing Jon became unknown to everything around him. He stops being Jon and becomes The Archivist and the only person who acknowledges that there's anything left of the person he was is Martin.

Nikola failed a doomed ritual but it still made the Archivist a Stranger

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tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT MY LOCAL WALMART

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Absolutely love how the tma fandom heard Gerry say “Gerard is what my mom called me. I always wanted my friends to call me Gerry” and collectively went yeap. Gerry. Gerry my dude. Gerard? Gerard Keay? Don’t fucking know anyone called that, I only know a Gerry Keay. Gerry Gerry Gerry

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The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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drawing idea: them in a get along shirt