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Omo Bingo Update!!

Hooray! I finished the bingo board!! It's below:

I am taking suggestions for the free space and I'll put them up to a vote!!

Rules:

Regular Bingo rules apply. If I get 5 in a row, I will reward myself. (I'll decide that as I go).

I will only attempt one square at a time.

I am not requiring myself to complete this on a strict timeline. I'd like to get blackout bingo by the end of 2025. (Some of these are definitely going to more difficult for me to accomplish. I'm excited either way.)

The point is to complete the challenge in the square. If I fail, I have the chance to retry it or ask for a punishment. (If you have punishment suggestions, lmk).

If you plan on doing the bingo card, I'd love to hear about it!!

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i have the rest of the afternoon with no particular responsibilities so of course i just slammed a large mug of coffee and am now cozying up on the couch with a litre of water

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god i LOVE that phase of desperation where someone has a visible wet patch somewhere embarrassing (the crotch/seat of their pants, front of their skirt where they're grabbing and bunching it up against their genitals trying to hold it, etc) but is still trying to hold it in. maybe because they're too self-conscious to speak up about their need, or maybe because the nearest toilet is still 10 miles away and they've hit a traffic jam, or maybe because they're being refused permission.

just, the humiliation of visibly being desperate to pee/already having peed their clothes, plus the intensity and vulnerability of still being so so so desperate 😩🤌🏻

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i am endlessly fascinated with the psychological aspects of omo, and i think my favorite is when desperation completely takes over someone's brain

when they try to focus on something else and completely fail because all they can think about is how bad they have to pee

when you ask them an unrelated question and they can't drag their mind away from their bladder long enough to answer it ("um. uhhhhhh. i don't knowww i gotta peeeeee 😫")

when literally everything that comes out of their mouth is some variation on "i have to go so bad" or "i can't hold it much longer" or "i'm gonna wet my pants"

...or when they get stuck on just one phrase and become a broken record ("i have to pee i have to pee i have to pee i have to pee")

just. good shit all around 🥰

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i just want someone to take me to the restroom, march me over to the urinal/toilet, and make me unzip and aim and just stand there for a full minute without releasing a single drop. i want them to stand behind me and caress my taut, distended bladder bulge as my urinary sphincter flutters and spasms painfully. i want them to reach around, gently take my twitching penis in their hand, tuck me back into my pants, and zip me up without letting me relieve myself. i want them to accidentally-on-purpose pull my belt just a bit too tight over my bladder as they whisper into my ear that i'd better cross my legs and think dry thoughts for the rest of the afternoon. i want them to smirk fondly at me when i tear up with urgency and frustration, gyrating on the spot and whispering futile pleas for mercy.

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currently fantasizing about holding my bladder all night and then being pinned to the bed by an alluring stranger who shoves their leg between mine, smirking disarmingly at me as i thrash and grind on their thigh out of equal parts arousal and urgency. i want them to pin me down by the wrists while i beg them to let me go pee. i want them to press a kiss adoringly but firmly to my mouth to cut off my whimpered pleas for mercy. i want them to titter knowingly as i harden against their thigh, whimpering and moaning and squirming. i want them to pretend not to hear me when i start to whine and sob that i really really REALLY have to go. i want them to lay down on me with their whole weight just for the pleasure of hearing me cry out when their hipbone presses into my bladder. when i start to hiccup and bawl that i'm gonna pee in my pants, they moan despite themself and grind harder against my trembling thigh

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oh god oh fuck i made it

i didn't liveblog the process of drinking can 6 because i had one hand on the can and the other clutching myself for dear life the entire time. the sighing and groaning kind of just turned into a continuous stream of "oh god, oh god, oh god" between sips. my bladder kept sort of spasming? or bearing down? idk but it was totally against my will, like my body was actively trying to flood my pants and i had to resist it by kneading/squeezing myself and rocking back and forth like a lunatic

the second the can was empty i dropped it on the floor and speed-shuffled to the bathroom with one hand still pinching myself shut. i remember throwing the toilet lid/seat up so hard that the bang made me jump a little, which ALMOST made me dribble in my pants, and then that threw me off the mental "run to bathroom, lid/seat up, unzip, pull it out, pee" order of operations i'd had in my head and the fraction of a second my brain spent recalibrating was almost enough to make me dribble too

i had an audio recording going in advance because i know from past experience that my pee-brain self never remembers to time my stream. listening back to the recording, i went for a minute and four seconds continuously, which is pretty damn close to my record

i feel sooooo relaxed now but i can't go to bed because i know i'm gonna have to go pee at least 3 more times lmao

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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5/6 down i'm literally grinding into my couch cushion and sighing/groaning under my breath i can't control it

i keep thinking about just whipping it out over the toilet and pissing to my heart's content and my bladder keeps clenching so hard it gives me actual shivers

i'm so close, just one more

oh god i'm dying to pee please

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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i brought both the remaining cans over to the couch with me (i'd been getting up and going to the fridge one can at a time up til this point) because i was scared the fridge trip between cans 5 and 6 would spell my doom

i'm having trouble standing up straight or sitting too far forward because my bladder is so full and hard that it's pressing into my pants waistband

hhhhhhh fuck i need to pee i need to pee i need to peeeeee 🥺

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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the faster i drink the faster i can go to the toilet but the faster i drink the worse i have to pee do you see my problem

can 4/6 done, i'm definitely in a hurry now

if i were in public with no restroom immediately available, i'd be glancing around trying not to wiggle my hips too blatantly, heart racing, wondering whether i dared try to sneak over to an alleyway or treeline or something for a pee

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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OHHHHH jeez here we go. i stood up to go get something and had to squat down and bounce and squeeze myself while i was looking in the desk drawer for what i needed

on my way back to the couch a big bladder shock/spasm?? moment hit me and i had to cross my legs and breathe really hard for a second to compose myself enough to make it to the couch

now that i'm sitting again i can stay still, but the fullness in my bladder keeps demanding my attention

looks like i really need to hurry up with these last three drinks dfdkfjfjg i really wanna make it

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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can 3 done and i'm starting to question whether i'm gonna make it

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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can 3 about halfway down, along with some chips and dip (practice safe kink y'all!!!! make sure you keep those electrolytes in balance)

sitting at a 6/10. like, pleasantly full but not urgent

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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can 2 down. once again i need to wait a bit for my stomach to empty, but i'm at a 4/10 now and i know that the 5-6/10 point is where my bladder starts to fill up pretty fast 😳

hopefully this nice relaxed drinking pace doesn't come back to haunt me in a can or two...

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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got distracted with a craft lmao but i'm cracking open can 2 now

currently sitting at like a 3/10. like, if i were about to leave my home to run an errand i'd pee first, but if i were sitting at the computer working or some shit i prob wouldn't even realize i had to go

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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can 1/6 down! it's carbonated so i'm gonna have to pace myself otherwise i'll be too bloated and burpy to enjoy the hold

i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now

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i can't find the post but yknow that text post that's all "here's a 6 pack of your favourite beverage, no getting up off the couch til you finish it?" yeah i'm doing that right now