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hey guys! im back from climbing mountains with the wild monkeys! what's up!

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mitch's "hey!" and stolie's "heyyy!!!!" and immediate detour to hug him waow.. that's my goalie lover and lover of goalies

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this hockey season has been kinda busted like what did we do to deserve uh. usa winning wjc. usa winning worlds. the panthers winning the cup. the frost back-to-backing the walt. sarah nurse going to vancouver. sam bennett's elbow. etc

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it's that cursed corey perry why do you even have that

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is no one else sick at the thought of sam bennett conn smythe

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hannah miller is going to vancouver, mitch cancelled his charity event, the pens aren't going to re-sign geno, should we all just cancel the rest of monday and go back to bed?

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this entire playoffs was a waste of time

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Wow I can’t believe there hasn’t been a Stanley cup winner for the past two years that kinda wild

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Queer Newfoundland Hockey League (QNHL) by Lucas Morneau

"Queer Newfoundland Hockey League (QNHL) is a fictional hockey league made up of 14 teams, all of which use pejoratives used against the LGBT2QIA+ community as team names. QNHL uses these pejoratives to reclaim the words often used against queer individuals both on and off the ice. These pejoratives, such as sissy and fag, are also often used against individuals who do not conform to the hegemonic masculinity often assigned to sports – teammates often cannot be emotional, cannot draw attention to themselves, nor talk about personal issues without fear of reprisal. Each jersey is hand crocheted and rughooked, using craft practices often delegated as "women’s work." Some jerseys are rughooked using pantyhose worn by drag performers, referencing the history of rughooking in Newfoundland and the Grenfell Mission’s use of stockings from women around rural communities in the province. Some jerseys reference historical teams from the numerous senior hockey leagues that have existed in the province’s history, while others utilize colours no longer found on NHL jerseys. [...] Each jersey is paired with a crochet goalie mask, stylized as a doily. These goalie doilies reference the introduction of the goalie mask and its first full-time NHL user Jacques Plante, who was ridiculed and mocked for wearing a mask after sustaining serious injuries during a game. [...] Each team also is paired with a hockey card of a fictional player, comprising of men, women, and gender-nonconforming characters. Each pack of hockey cards is packed with a stick of ABC (already been chewed) gum. QNHL, by reclaiming these pejoratives, aims to deconstruct homophobia in sports and sports culture and critique the existing hegemonic masculinity in sports culture. By bringing awareness to the toxic elements of the current hegemonic masculinity, QNHL aims to create a new, positive, and accepting masculinity for sports enthusiasts."

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why do i have 600 drafts what have i been trying to say

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sorry anon this imagery is just so funny to me

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THE LONDON KNIGHTS ARE NOT FROM LIKE. LONDON LONDON??????

do. do people not know about london ontario

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O hockey gods, please take my period cramps and give them to the state of Florida

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mama's giggly today

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i genuinely cannot imagine mitch marner on a team other than the Toronto Maple Leafs like that shit does not compute in my brain

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u got games on ur phone 🤨

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Leafs pls

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man, i miss the leafs already :(