LA MUJER PLANARIANA PRIMERA Harvard Maritime Dentistry Graduate
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I need a girl who get hard from eye contact in public
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Evangeline Lilly found ALIVE and WELL in abandoned building in Oakland
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I actually don’t care how bad it gets I am NOT going to fkn San Francisco never ever ever LMAOOOOOO
#you couldn’t kill me dead to do it#in my country we feed the cows beef#we solved prion disease#we are like 600 years ahead of you scrubs haha
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LOOOOOVE being too drunk. That’s literally the only time I can still imagine and desire a future for myself T_T LMAOOOOK
#remember how I held you?!#in the elevator at the hospital#remember how we clung to eachother?#I knew how you felt. you were me!#if only in that moment#we were eachother.
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wehn I say im twinking out I mean im raising hot dead hell just to warm my ho ass on the flames . Watch out America.
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went to the abattoir nobody knew you there. it was embarrassing and I looked stupid asking everyone.
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Sometimes I get so excited to drink that my ass feels weird
#they won’t teach you this in school#underground militia coordination#I don’t kill people I just make them stop being alive
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BREAKING! ITS 2009!
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England is a joke these ppl will have Grischamsby, South Grischamsby, Grischamsby overlooking Wimple, Half-Western Grischamsby, Grischamsby On The Pines, Grischamsby Common, Grischamsby Moore, Grischamsbypool, Low Grischamsby, and Grischamsby Proper and they’re all within 15 km of eachother, pop.<85, different dialects, and HATE eachother
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I keep buying new monkey paws and they keep getting all warped T_T does anyone know how to stop thes
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If I catch you bumping some 365 hot to go capitalist anthem bullshit I’m sending u 2 fucking purgo, bitchboy 😂
#send me postcards#I won’t read em#I’m illiterate#you’re fucking ableist sending me postcards that’s such a dick move dude you know I fucking can’t read what the hell is wrong with you man
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It might be 2013. Idk. Ask your doctor.
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Don’t quote me on this shit (and mind my fetish for “calling things before they happen”)
But I might have a way out
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gloria woods plz adopt me u don’t kno it yet but u need a weird little trans dyke that can cook, clean, and kill plz maam
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