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GIRL THAT WORD DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS ANYMORE. THAT IS NOT A GOOD SHORTHAND FOR "FASHION", SHINO.

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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"Guy who hates women but loves getting married" has to be one of my least favorite genres or person.

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Dan Henstchel

Any sufficiently advanced bit is indistinguishable from genuine stupidity.

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There's an entire genre of "video essays" where it's just folks without an inner light repeating a plot verbatim, miming at the process of analysis like an Orangutan hitting a nail into a plank after watching zookeepers work on their enclosure.

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the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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Will the 11 remaining staff members figure out the mature content filter going rogue or do we think this is it

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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Thinking about the time in college I was anxiously rubbing my hands together during presentation and my Libyan friend pulled me aside and said "not to be rude, bust has anyone told you that you have the Jew Hands?"

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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Nubby's Number Factory items

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain