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Hänsel and Gretel
There was once a family that was unlucky enough to live in a time when the money was becoming worthless. Also, young people’s hair was too long, the government was stupid and everyone was having sex the wrong way.
“Soon we’ll move to Italy if things keep going like this!” said the father in the evening, like so many times before. He had never been to Italy. “It’s impossible to live in this insane country! Taxes are too high and the government doesn’t listen to us little people! There’s no more common decency! Things were so much better when I was a boy!”
“Maybe we should murder the children.” said his wife thoughtfully.
“What.” said her husband.
“What.” said the children. The mother realized she had forgotten that they were still there.
“You little brats, off to bed with you, NOW!” she yelled. “It’s late and the adults want to talk about grown-up things!”
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Illustrations by Edward Gorey for a 1960 edition of WAR OF THE WORLDS.
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i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11
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I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
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when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing
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When the dwarves dug too deep
Woke a demon from sleep
That’s a-Moria
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Innocent Father: Well son did you find a nice lady to hang out with?
Son: "dId YoU FInd a niCE LAdY?" Didn't you know all women are E-Thots, Dad? I'm too busy making a podcast with my fellow Kings to talk about Qanon theories with other Doomers who never go outside.
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