The only true constants here are linguistics and corvids. I have a blog dedicated solely to internet linguistics called @internetlinguistMy life philosophy is to not be a jerk.
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It should almost always be a mistake to turn your phone sideways until they bring back the slide out keyboard that is. I think the guy who designed the iphone should be punished for it
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Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?
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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it
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To be a fly on the wall during the Vatican Conclave Watchparty
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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose
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i'm seeing a lot of elderly and midle aged women with purple hair around lately and i think thats beautiful so i made a meme about it
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hey lil buny, do you wanna-- oh, uhh. sorry. didn't mean to interrupt... whatever this is? i'll check back later, sorry
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there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion
#jeez#they realize ‘the idea of a child with YOU isn’t what I hate… it’s just the child part’#but… maybe the ‘with YOU’ part is worth my time
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i need you guys to look at this fuckign post
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absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.
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