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im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet
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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything
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You’re in her dms I actually don’t know either of you
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we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh
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Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy
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You've been working hard all day queen and you deserve time on your phone
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penis situational
penis metaphorical
wanna know the penis future
ask the penis oracle
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if I got this tag on a post under any other circumstances I'd be going into the witness protection program
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ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE
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