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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

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The type of parents who argue that simply putting food on the table and keeping a roof over their kids' head is sufficient parenting are always so shocked when their children no longer want to deal with them once they've got their own place and can buy their own groceries. Like what else did you expect to happen? You told the people who had no other choice than rely on you for food and shelter that asking for any more than that is unreasonable of them, and then they don't go to you for anything once they can get those some other way. What would they go to their parents for?

They've got food at the house.

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

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Consumed by Hatred

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The Willy Wonka Experience (2024)

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traumatized

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Crash

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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

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kinda cute

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I'm sorry to say this is on major hiatus until I can get a co-owner or two.

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Like, blond blond. And only keeps a strip so people just think she is edgy.

Random Headcanon time

Binah has blond hair but dyed it black to fit the aesthetic.

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Here we go again! Anything I've shown interest for is allowed. You can also suggest OCs of mine if you know any :> like before it's first come first serve {minus repeat sources}

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Death is…