funger-incorrect-quotes
funger-incorrect-quotes
Incorrect Quotes
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Cahara: We need a diversion. I say D’arce gets naked.
Enki: No.
Cahara: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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this would at least heal 2-5 points of mind
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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my first piece of art for 2024 everyone
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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D’arce, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Enki: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Enki: Here you go.
D’arce:
Enki:
Cahara: Why am I here?
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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i like them sososo much
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Ragnvaldr x D’arce !
I made the music too :3
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Enki: If you want my advice-
Cahara: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Enki: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.
Ragnvaldr: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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D’arce: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Cahara, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Ragnvaldr, deadpanning at Cahara: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Ragnvaldr: Pfft, you should meet Enki, he’s such a tsundere.
D’arce: He... he just stabbed you.
Ragnvaldr: So cute.
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Enki: It doesn’t have a bone.
D’arce, inexperienced: Then why is it called a boner?
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Cahara: What’s your body count?
Enki: Do you mean sex or murder?
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Enki: Any idiot would know that.
D’arce: I knew that!
Enki: See?
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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D’arce: You want some leftovers?
Ragnvaldr: What are those?
D’arce: You've never had leftovers before?
Ragnvaldr: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Intro
This isn’t exactly important but if you wanna know about the admin here it is!
My alias is Jesse, I use she/her pronouns, but anything is fine as long as you don’t call me by they!
I have fallen into the Funger rabbit hole sometime in July this year, so I am still relatively new :’)
Some of the text posts will not be 100% accurate to every character, so I apologise about that beforehand.
A lot of my posts are queued, I hang around mostly on my main Tumblr so I don’t pay attention to this one all that much. So if posts are slow, my queue has either ran out or I am unable to use any of my devices to make posts!
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Cahara: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Enki: Never seen one.
Cahara: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.
Enki: What can't I see?
Cahara: You can't see gravity. That's real.
Enki: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Cahara: Fuck.
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Enki: Did it hurt when you fell-
Cahara: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Enki: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Cahara: ...
Enki: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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funger-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Cahara: Can we talk? One 10 to another?
Ragnvaldr: I’m an 11, but continue.
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