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fungus-fag · 53 minutes
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sounds silly but. one of the greatest things ever as someone with a trauma background is learning that things aren't inherently as bad or as scary as I thought. it IS possible to assemble Ikea furniture without arguments. is IS possible to discuss boundaries without having something thrown at me for speaking out of turn. it IS possible to spend hours on end sharing your favourite things with your favourite people, and not get called annoying for it. the world is an incredible place
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fungus-fag · 17 hours
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[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys
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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
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fungus-fag · 18 hours
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If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.
If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.
If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.
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fungus-fag · 18 hours
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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"
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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake
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the vibes in this scene were off the charts. jon and daisy are shaking and seething audibly. tim and basira are not happy. melanie is intrigued, exasperated. elias is giggling, batting his lashes and twirling a strand of hair round his finger.
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fungus-fag · 18 hours
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BODY HAIR, LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR BODY HAIR 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
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fungus-fag · 18 hours
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RB for sample size we settle this like men. this includes the zero sugar/diet/flavored variants
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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry
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slenderman quinceañera
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fungus-fag · 21 hours
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what
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