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oh fuck life is worth living isnt it. shit

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one thing I really like about my relationship with my boyfriend is that we can express negative feelings about each other's actions without assigning blame or requiring apology. I mean like for morally neutral things like "it drives me crazy when you leave a wet towel on the floor instead of hanging it up"

cause now like instead of "oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drive you crazy, I'm terrible and unsocialized" or "um well that's dumb, who cares" it's like

"it does? I didn't know that. how come?"

"because it will mildew and I keep tripping over it and I don't know whether you intend to reuse that towel or whether it needs to go in the wash"

"okay so usually if I intend to reuse it I hang it up, and if it needs to go in the wash I drop it on the floor. I guess because I thought I shouldn't put it in the hamper because it would get all the other dirty clothes wet and then THEY might mildew before we do the laundry."

"that's valid. what if we have a specific place to hang wet towels that need to be washed? how about this one hook here"

"perfect!"

no hurt feelings, nobody being made to feel shitty and sloppy on one hand or uptight and bitchy in the other hand. just, we're partners right? let's workshop this

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oh yeah well I was followed by multiple popular bloggers on this site for brief periods of time before they unfollowed me for being annoying. so maybe treat me with more respect next time

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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fucked up and thinking about s1 fwhip . dear god

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ghost hunting in someone else's attic is not always the best idea

check out the fundraiser

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reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

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count fwhip

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“What transness and especially a pre-transition dysphoria actually feels like, to me at least, is much more internal and intangible. The language that I use to try to talk about it is language that I'm borrowing from the surrealism of David Lynch — the dreamlike nature of his films — or the body horror of David Cronenberg.” — JANE SCHOENBRUN, I Saw the TV Glow writer/director (x)

@lgbtqcreators​ creator meme (v2): [1/3] free choice

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why do i have so many fucking items. oh my god. what they dont tell u abt college is that u accumulate so many fucking items

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Cries and whimpers as I think about him AND s1 Scott

They're both so insufferable in the best way

I wanna put them in situations again

YESSSSS DUDE J ENDORSE THIS SO BAD

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i love wizard gem because she’s like “not my circus, NOT my monkeys 🙄” when in fact this is both a “her monkeys” and “her circus” situation

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I still think about what could've been for Count fwhip if he ever went through with being a vampire, man.

Like–

I imagine different scenarios for how it would go...but I keep thinking about my "Under the Moon" fanfic. Him hiding it. Not wanting to admit, he somehow got turned into one and being incredibly stubborn and fussy. Wanting to maintain that sense of knowing what he's doing. Not wanting to admit vulnerability.

Or would he be a cocky little brat about it? Threaten to bite, both verbally and literally, anyone he disagrees with (Scott). Flashing and flaunting his fangs as an intimidation tactic during meetings to get what he wants for less.

Bro, we could've had–like–y'know?

I KNOW . I KNOW I KNOW ..... GRIPPING UR SHOULDERS VERNA . GODDDDDD .

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i feel like ur always thinking abt that guy

what the fuck . look