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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

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Hello my fellow dykes, we have officially become visible ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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how do you just get up and deal with the fact that there’s a last time for everything. there was a last time you sat on your dads shoulders and there was a last time your mom tucked you into bed. there’s going to be a last time you kiss your sister on the head and there’s going to be a last time you hug your best friend. there’s going to be a last time you feel exactly as you feel right now and there’s going to be a last time that person says i love you. i need to lay down

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Hello willgrahamscock! I will literally give a presentation on this show!! If you are interested!!! And also if you aren’t!!!!

men can't get other men pregnant lol

Skill issue

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Bothering the beast

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@nyancrimew is in the weekend crossword puzzle...

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taylor swift is compelling to me as a horror figure

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decided to wait until this one was finished to show it!

this is my first cross stitch/blackwork design and i really like how it worked out with the variegated thread!

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking

u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!

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in my mind this is baby and baby baby

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dick grayson and wally west would announce their wedding/hard launch their relationship to the public on april first

‘it’s a joke’ ‘everyone look at the date’ ‘pft they know about the shipping guys!’

but on april second when dick posts pictures again, and so does wally, then their family and close friends start posting about it,,

funniest relationship reveal