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from a t e n d e r a g e i was ᴄᴜʀsᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʀᴀɢᴇ
came s w i n g i n g like a fist inside a ʙᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɢᴇ
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am i just a G҉H̷͘O͢͟҉S҉̸͡͡T̨̢͜͞ in my own 𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖 ?
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injured sentence starters!
37 starters || TW: violence, injuries, death, unsanitary || requested by @royalreef
« stand still. »
« can you stand? »
« you’re bleeding! »
« i’m here to help. »
« i heard you yell. »
« let me help you. »
« help is on the way. »
« where does it hurt? »
« h-hey! stay with me! »
« who did this to you? »
« that will leave a mark. »
« what happened to you? »
« oh, that’s a lot of blood. »
« sit down, try to calm down. »
« oh my god you look like shit. »
« does it hurt if i touch here… ? »
« don’t you dare dying one, now! »
« i told you it was too dangerous! »
« you’ll be better soon, i promise. »
« i told you not to do it, i-i told you! »
« that’s broken. i’m sure it’s broken. »
« lay down and try to breathe slowly. »
« shh, shh, it’s fine. it’s gonna be fine. »
« don’t worry, i know how to heal you. »
« that isn’t supposed to bend that way! »
« i… didn’t expect you to look that bad. »
« you look much worse than i thought… »
« wait, don’t remove it! you’ll just bleed out. »
« don’t worry, i have some bandages with me. »
« if we don’t do something, it might get infected! »
« it’s okay, it’s okay. breathe, slowly, in and out… »
« stop telling me you’re okay, you clearly are not! »
« i hope whoever did this to you is doing much worse. »
« sit down and try to stay calm, i’m going to call a doctor. »
« don’t move it like that! you’re just going to make it worse! »
« as soon as i get my hands on who did this to you, i swear i’ll… ! »
« i know it’s not the right moment, but… i told you it would’ve gone badly. »
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Send me ‘what doesn’t kill you…' and my muse will talk about a difficult experience in their life that they learned a valuable lesson from.
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kingsmemes:
「 RP MEME : CARING FOR SICK MUSES . 」 * change pronouns as needed . [ MY / YOUR ] depends on the receiver .
SENTENCES :
‘ i told you to stay in bed! ’
‘ i’ll make you some soup. ’
‘ shh. ’
‘ try to rest. ’
‘ you’re not going anywhere today. ’
‘ don’t worry, i’ll get it. ’
‘ i’m here. ’
‘ i’m not going into work today. i’m staying home with you. ’
‘ you look miserable. ’
‘ you don’t look as bad as you did yesterday. ’
‘ a spell won’t help at this point. ’
‘ i think your fever’s breaking. ’
‘ just relax. ’
‘ did you sleep at all last night? ’
‘ i know it tastes bad, but it’ll help you. ’
‘ lay back down. ’
‘ don’t try to get up. ’
‘ please try to eat. ’
‘ you’re being dramatic. ’
‘ it’s not as bad as you’re making it. ’
‘ that cough does not sound good. ’
‘ how long has it been hurting? ’
‘ that’s not a good sign. ’
‘ we can’t move in this state. ’
‘ we’ll have to lay low while you heal up. ’
‘ i’m making you some medicine. ’
‘ this won’t feel good, but it’ll help the infection. ’
‘ i have a spell for that. ’
‘ you’ll make it through; you have to. ’
‘ i got us a place to stay for the night. you have to get out of this rain. ’
‘ get closer to the fire. ’
‘ this will help you warm up. ’
‘ come closer to me. ’
‘ what will make you feel better? ’
‘ it’ll take time to get back to normal. ’
‘ i’m here because i care about you. ’
ACTIONS :
send ‘ BRUSH ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to brush through [ YOUR / MY ] muse’s hair.
send ‘ SOUP ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to feed [ YOUR / MY ] muse soup.
send ‘ BLANKET ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to share a blanket with [ YOUR / MY ] muse.
send ‘ FEVER ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to press a wet rag to the forehead of [ YOUR / MY ] muse during a high fever.
send ‘ BEDSIDE ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to sit at [ YOUR / MY ] muse’s bedside while they rest.
send ‘ STITCH ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to stitch up an injury on [ YOUR / MY ] muse.
send ‘ PROP UP ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to prop up [ YOUR / MY ] muse on a set of pillows.
send ‘ TUCK IN ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to tuck [ YOUR / MY ] muse into bed.
send ‘ GUIDE ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to guide [ YOUR / MY ] muse back to bed.
send ‘ TEMP ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to check [ YOUR / MY ] muse’s temperature.
send ‘ HUM ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to sing/hum a lullaby to [ YOUR / MY ] muse.
send ‘ REMEDY’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to make [ YOUR / MY ] muse a healing potion.
send ‘ BANDAGE ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to bandage a wound on [ YOUR / MY ] muse.
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nobody will come to rescue you
it’s your life to live - 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎
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THIS IS HELL!!!!!!!
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soulmemes:
protective prompts.
basically my friends all separately made me angsty and then these came to mind so. here we go. have some protective prompts! ( EDIT TO CLARIFY: the prompts listed under “to the threat” are for like. an NPC threat. so if, for example, john sends “back off!” to mary, he isn’t saying it to mary, he’s saying it to whoever is threatening to harm mary. or whatever u want tbh that’s just how i saw it as i wrote them but u do u!!! )
to the threat
“ i swear to god, if you lay a hand on him/her/them, you’ll be sorry! ”
“ don’t you touch him/her/them! ”
“ get away from him/her/them! ”
“ touch one hair on their head and it’ll be the last time you have hands. ”
“ you’re gonna regret ever touching him/her/them, i swear to god! ”
“ no! stop! don’t you dare go near him/her/them! ”
“ what did you say? hey! what the hell did you say to them?! ”
“ where are you taking them?! ”
“ hands off. ”
“ back off! ”
“ i’m the one you want, why are you taking them?! get off of them! take me! take me, asshole! ”
“ what the hell did you do to them?! ”
“ no! take me instead! please, they’ve done nothing wrong! ”
to the protected.
“ who did this to you? ”
“ did they do this to you? ”
“ don’t worry. just sit here, where it’s safe. this won’t take long. ”
“ don’t panic. it’s not my blood. ”
“ i warned them what would happen if they hurt you. i keep my promises. ”
“ did they hurt you? ”
“ hey… here, take my jacket. and wait here, okay? i’ll be right back. ”
“ look at me, hey… it’s okay. you’re safe now. ”
“ i told you i’d keep you safe, didn’t i? ”
“ i… i swore to protect you… and now look at you. ”
“ it’s gonna be okay. i promise. ”
“ i said i’d find you, right? ”
“ it’s okay. they won’t hurt you. they won’t hurt anyone, actually, ever again. ”
“ what did they say to you? i swear to god, i’ll kill them… ”
“ hey. don’t worry about me, okay? i can mind myself. i just want you to be safe. ”
“ we’re getting out of here. together. now. ”
“ they hurt you… oh, that does it. they did this to themselves. i told them. i told them what i’d do if they did anything to you… ”
“ i’m getting you out of here. i swear it. ”
to the protector.
“ i’m not a damsel/dude in distress. i don’t need you fussing over me. ”
“ no! don’t fight back! i’m fine, i’ll be fine, just stay safe! ”
“ i… i don’t care what happens to me. i didn’t care what happened at all. but then you started yelling, and now… now i realize that i care quite a lot about what might happen to you. ”
“ don’t! don’t get yourself killed over this. not for me… ”
“ shh, shh, it’s okay… it’s okay, i’m fine, i’m alright. i promise. ”
“ they didn’t hurt me. but… look what they did to you… ”
“ dumbass, if you keep yelling at them, they’ll kill you quicker than you can blink. ”
“ i can’t leave if you’re dead! don’t you get that?! i’ll revisit this place every time i close my eyes! ”
“ why do you care so much about me? ”
“ you… you killed them all. because of what they did to me? ”
“ you came back for me… ”
“ my god, i’ve never been so happy to see you in my life! ”
“ no! don’t struggle! don’t! don’t give them a reason to hurt you! i’m okay! please! ”
“ help me! ”
protective prompts.
basically my friends all separately made me angsty and then these came to mind so. here we go. have some protective prompts! ( EDIT TO CLARIFY: the prompts listed under "to the threat" are for like. an NPC threat. so if, for example, john sends "back off!" to mary, he isn't saying it to mary, he's saying it to whoever is threatening to harm mary. or whatever u want tbh that's just how i saw it as i wrote them but u do u!!! )
to the threat
" i swear to god, if you lay a hand on him/her/them, you'll be sorry! "
" don't you touch him/her/them! "
" get away from him/her/them! "
" touch one hair on their head and it'll be the last time you have hands. "
" you're gonna regret ever touching him/her/them, i swear to god! "
" no! stop! don't you dare go near him/her/them! "
" what did you say? hey! what the hell did you say to them?! "
" where are you taking them?! "
" hands off. "
" back off! "
" i'm the one you want, why are you taking them?! get off of them! take me! take me, asshole! "
" what the hell did you do to them?! "
" no! take me instead! please, they've done nothing wrong! "
to the protected.
" who did this to you? "
" did they do this to you? "
" don't worry. just sit here, where it's safe. this won't take long. "
" don't panic. it's not my blood. "
" i warned them what would happen if they hurt you. i keep my promises. "
" did they hurt you? "
" hey... here, take my jacket. and wait here, okay? i'll be right back. "
" look at me, hey... it's okay. you're safe now. "
" i told you i'd keep you safe, didn't i? "
" i... i swore to protect you... and now look at you. "
" it's gonna be okay. i promise. "
" i said i'd find you, right? "
" it's okay. they won't hurt you. they won't hurt anyone, actually, ever again. "
" what did they say to you? i swear to god, i'll kill them... "
" hey. don't worry about me, okay? i can mind myself. i just want you to be safe. "
" we're getting out of here. together. now. "
" they hurt you... oh, that does it. they did this to themselves. i told them. i told them what i'd do if they did anything to you... "
" i'm getting you out of here. i swear it. "
to the protector.
" i'm not a damsel/dude in distress. i don't need you fussing over me. "
" no! don't fight back! i'm fine, i'll be fine, just stay safe! "
" i... i don't care what happens to me. i didn't care what happened at all. but then you started yelling, and now... now i realize that i care quite a lot about what might happen to you. "
" don't! don't get yourself killed over this. not for me... "
" shh, shh, it's okay... it's okay, i'm fine, i'm alright. i promise. "
" they didn't hurt me. but... look what they did to you... "
" dumbass, if you keep yelling at them, they'll kill you quicker than you can blink. "
" i can't leave if you're dead! don't you get that?! i'll revisit this place every time i close my eyes! "
" why do you care so much about me? "
" you... you killed them all. because of what they did to me? "
" you came back for me... "
" my god, i've never been so happy to see you in my life! "
" i love you. i... i know this isn't the best time or place but... i do. i love you. "
" in case we don't make it to sunrise... i love you. "
" no! don't struggle! don't! don't give them a reason to hurt you! i'm okay! please! "
" help me! "
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Send “This one time…” for my muse to recall a funny story from their past
Send “Never again…” for my muse to recall a sad story from their past
Send “Don’t remind me!” for my muse to recall an embarrassing story from their past
Send “Lesson learned.” for my muse to recall a story from their past that changed them
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Send my muse “would you rather…” questions
Give my muse two options to make them choose. Go nuts!
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littlelovelymemes:
𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 : 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔
‘ i’ll find you again , wherever we end up next . ’
‘ the enormity of my desire disgusts me . ’
‘ i’ve been lost but i’m here now . you’re the only person who has ever been able to find me . ’
‘ almost dead yesterday , maybe dead tomorrow , but alive , gloriously alive , today . ’
‘ you are not broken . ’
‘ you can love and be loved , despite what may feel like the eternally brutal nature of the world . ’
‘ i did violence to my own heart . ’
‘ will i be forgiven for the sins i did not commit , but created ? ’
‘ i would rather break the world than lose you . ’
‘ i think you and i have known each other in a few lifetimes . ’
‘ i didn’t know . i had no idea how greedy my heart really was . ’
‘ is that why the idea of losing you torments me so much ? ’
‘ how long have i been without you ? ’
‘ am i foolish for wanting this ? it will end in flames . it always does . ’
‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth . i wish it was mine . ’’
‘ a child weaned on poison considers harm a comfort . ’
‘ without realizing , i find it in myself that i cannot stop thinking about you . ’
‘ tomorrow , when i wake up , i promise , i will be better . ’
‘ someone has to leave first . this is a very old story . there is no other version of this story . ’
‘ when i imagine myself , i am always leaving . i couldn’t draw my own face if god asked . ’
‘ do we simply stare at what’s horrible and forgive it ? ’
‘ i wanted to let go of the pain even though it was the last thing that felt alive from you . ’
‘ have i endured loneliness with grace ? ’
‘ and then my soul saw you and kind of went , ‘ oh , there you are . i’ve been looking for you . ’ ’
‘ sometimes it feels like someone else is wearing my body . ’
‘ i spent my life arguing how i mattered until it didn’t matter . ’
‘ who knew my haven would be my coffin ? ’
‘ dead is the safest i’ve ever been . ’
‘ i’ve never been so alive . ’
‘ you know what i was gonna tell you before , but didn’t have the nerve ? you got your name written all over me . i got my name written on you , too . ’
‘ you already are something . you always were . and you still have time to be . ’
‘ you know me by heart . it infuriates me that you know me by heart . ’
‘ why am i waiting for you ? hungering and thirsting for you in every cranny of my soul and even in my ribs ? ’
‘ you came with a handful of pain and a smile which broke the ground under my feet as the earthquake does when two people meet . ’
‘ the only good thing is that i’m getting used to suffering . ’
‘ the return to time was not my choice . ’’
‘ time does not bring relief ; you all have lied . ’
‘ time does not know how to keep our hopes safe . ’
‘ i know no end to desiring you . ’
‘ i fear that i am both too much yet not enough . ’
‘ yes , yes , yes , i do like you . i am afraid to say the stronger word . ’
‘ a heart’s a heavy burden . ’
‘ life , as i see it , is all about farewells rather than reunions . ’
‘ of course i’ll hurt you . of course you’ll hurt me . of course we’ll hurt each other . but this is the very condition of existence . ’
‘ nothing makes me sadder and nothing makes me happier than you . ’
‘ grief is just love with no place to go . ’
‘ i felt my life with both my hands to see if it was there . ’
‘ you do this , you do . you take the things you love and you tear them apart . ’
‘ if you touch me again i might burn up in the cold air . ’
‘ i asked you not to leave several times . ’
‘ i’ve only adored you lifetimes ago and here we are . it’s nice to see you again . ’
‘ all time ever does is pass and all i ever do is remember . ’
‘ i feel as though we were never strangers , you and i , not even for a moment . ’
‘ i’d choose you ; in a hundred different lifetimes , in a hundred worlds , in any version of reality , i’d find you and i’d choose you . ’
‘ nothing about this is soft but we pretend . ’
‘ maybe you and i are just a dream . ’
‘ i promise i shall never give up and that i’ll die yelling and laughing . ’
‘ i don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision . ’
‘ the world was made so that we could find each other in it . ’
‘ you don’t meet the people you love , you recognize them . ’
‘ i think you and i have known each other a few lifetimes . ’
‘ this body knows fear like a front porch knows welcome – it is always coming home . ’
‘ we could have been happy . i know that , and it is perhaps the hardest thing to know . ’
‘ you want a better story . who wouldn’t ? ’
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Send 💭 + a topic and my muse will tell you what they think about it.
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Send 🗣 to hear what my muse thinks of yours
BONUS: Send ✍️ for the mun to suggest a plot idea between these muses!
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Random dialogue starters!
"Are you okay?"
"Don't worry! I am here for you!"
"If you need anything, just ask okay?"
"I am so proud of you."
"You did well!"
"Hey, we got this!"
"Let's have some fun!"
"You need a lil' fun in your life."
"We need each other! Okay?"
"Stop acting like you don't care, I know you do!"
"You're my friend. I need you more than ever!"
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Inside me, something seethes. Inside me, some feral animal claws at my ribcage, trapped.
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If the World chooses to become my Enemy, I will FIGHT like I always have
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