funkyescalator
funkyescalator
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funkyescalator · 4 months ago
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witch-knight
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funkyescalator · 4 months ago
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I want to have confidence like this women.
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funkyescalator · 4 months ago
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STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND
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funkyescalator · 4 months ago
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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An important PSA to remember!
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
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would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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I asked god to send me a swordsman and god says look at your hands
made in 2024
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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You're not here.
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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Made an arcane fan animation hehe
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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Merry christmas, have a 50-page comic about Swords With Problems!! A gift from me to you. Part 1 (you are here!)
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
(If you'd like to read it in one long scroll instead of divided into parts, there is also an imgur album.) Content warning for violence.
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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The Green Knight
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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pixel daisy :p
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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Art by Alariko
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."
He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."
He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"
I did.
"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."
It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.
So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.
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funkyescalator · 5 months ago
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