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kink/fetish night

Something I’ve mentioned before: A club in Providence, called Alchemy, does a kink/fetish event every Wednesday night. They also host Sunday Funday, with a Grateful Dead cover band once a month or so, but that’s neither here nor there. I think it would be sweet if a group of cardiophiles walked in wearing stethoscopes. It would attract major attention. Perhaps it might set off a massive heart listening situation. I’ve been considering going there one Wednesday in August. Anyone care to accompany me? There’s a nice parking lot to have drinks in, and do heart play. Drinking openly right out in front of the doors could be an issue, but smoking cigs and pot is all well and good. It’s a nice little venue. I’ve walked out with a can of beer (in my pocket) I bought inside, walked in with a can of beer (in my pocket) I brought from home, and I’ve drunk beer right out front, just not TOO blatantly. If I bring a beer, it’s a 16 oz Narragansett, because they sell that there. Anywho, just a thought.

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How's about someone from the northeast organize an event. We all know I LOVE Mohegan Sun, but this event could be held anywhere: a lake, a park, a small local dive bar, an obscure parking lot, wherever. It would be great if someone could make it happen. August 16th, cardiophile gathering, taking place [insert location here].

Saturday's Phish tailgate had commenced. A pic with a tailgate buddy. Yup, that's my cardiophile shirt I'm wearing. Only three people asked about it, and I couldn't reveal anything even remotely close to it being a fetish, because a guy asked, another guy asked, and yay, a girl asked, but there were three guys around her, so nope. If she were alone, I would have divulged as much as I deemed appropriate. I didn't feel as uncomfortable wearing the shirt as I've been in the past, and the double IPAs helped. Double IPA anyone? Let's drink, be merry, and have fun with our hearts.

Saturday August 16th is right around the corner. The North East Cardiophile Convention is taking place at Mohegan Sun. It's gonna be as great as the last gathering. Reba, Joy, and, of course, little Suzy Greenberg, I hope you can all make it again. Little Suzy Greenberg, we all agree that your heart was by far the hit of the night. The way she never really slowed down, and was always so visible on your neck and your apex, had us all terribly hot and bothered from the get-go. And OMFG your heart when I was holding the ultrasound probe to your apex and then Joy took hold of it...we all saw your heart go from fast to racing. We were all like "OMG Joy!!! Look what you did to her heart." Suzy's little lady pump was working like nobody's business. We were gawking and silent, just watching that beast violently pumping and squeezing, and watching her apex beat punch at the probe. Everyone's heart was fantastic, but we all know whose heart was the best.

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Saturday's Phish tailgate had commenced. A pic with a tailgate buddy. Yup, that's my cardiophile shirt I'm wearing. Only three people asked about it, and I couldn't reveal anything even remotely close to it being a fetish, because a guy asked, another guy asked, and yay, a girl asked, but there were three guys around her, so nope. If she were alone, I would have divulged as much as I deemed appropriate. I didn't feel as uncomfortable wearing the shirt as I've been in the past, and the double IPAs helped. Double IPA anyone? Let's drink, be merry, and have fun with our hearts.

Saturday August 16th is right around the corner. The North East Cardiophile Convention is taking place at Mohegan Sun. It's gonna be as great as the last gathering. Reba, Joy, and, of course, little Suzy Greenberg, I hope you can all make it again. Little Suzy Greenberg, we all agree that your heart was by far the hit of the night. The way she never really slowed down, and was always so visible on your neck and your apex, had us all terribly hot and bothered from the get-go. And OMFG your heart when I was holding the ultrasound probe to your apex and then Joy took hold of it...we all saw your heart go from fast to racing. We were all like "OMG Joy!!! Look what you did to her heart." Suzy's little lady pump was working like nobody's business. We were gawking and silent, just watching that beast violently pumping and squeezing, and watching her apex beat punch at the probe. Everyone's heart was fantastic, but we all know whose heart was the best.

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I love when she turns towards the camera. She saying "Hey guys. Check out my heart." I wonder if she knows we can hear her pump racing.

Reactive female heartbeat during exercise. You can hear her breathing and her rapidly beating heart, breaking through the noise of her body's movements. Amazing speed. Full - https://youtu.be/UOeH3fHKmTA?si=FjPaLf4BkBuMFqyu Original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBW2ipSQ7xA&list=LL&index=206&t=4s

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Got home from my Phishing trip, and was feeling ravenously heart horny, so, after unpacking some things from the car, and then showering, I went straight for it. I went straight for my ultrasound. I was like “I need to see him NOW!” The last 45 minutes of my drive home, I was thinking about the hearts of certain cardiogals on here. Specifically, I was thinking about their left ventricles swelling and contracting, swelling and contracting, punching at their chest walls with every powerful beat BOOMboom, BOOMboom, BOOMboom. I thought about how loud their apexes would be, how wonderful it would be to feel, and how drop-dead erotic it would be to actually see swelling and contracting, swelling and contracting. I had to stop thinking about it because I was waaaay to aroused for driving. This is all why “I gotta see my heart” “I gotta see my heart” “I gotta see my heart” was on my brain the instant I got home.

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Oh my God, it’s almost here. If you’re one of the many who can’t make it to the cardiophile event at the casino on Friday, then join we who will be tailgating in the park Saturday and Sunday, either in the lot by the Orenda Pavilion, or in the lot by Polaris Spring. See you all there. The ultrasound is fully charged for those who wish to have some heart-watching phun during tailgating phun. Sometimes, after a drink, you’re like “I kinda really wanna see my heart pumping,” or “I kinda really wanna see your heart pumping.” Don’t cry, and don’t be shy. Go forth and sneak a happy little peek. After a few drinks or a couple of bowl hits, seeing the heart pounding is something you won’t wanna miss. The heart loves being looked at when he or she is pumping fast.

The Great Northern Cardiophile Extravaganza

The Great Northern Cardiophile Extravaganza: Saratoga Casino Hotel; Friday, July 25; 1 pm Friday until 1pm Saturday. 1:30 PM Saturday is Saratoga State Park, for grilling and drinking and music and dancing and cardiophiling and phun times. 7:30 is concert time. Sunday, the process repeats. One day of cardiophiling, two days of Phishing.  Yup, cardiophiling. Who says cardiophile can’t be turned into a verb.

It’s fast approaching, so get organized, get prepared, get ready. It’s gonna be cardiophile craziness. It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for all year. Cardiophiles cometh. I can’t believe how many cardiophiles have signed up. I see the list, and am shocked, shocked I say. I hope my doppler and my ultrasound machine don’t overheat from usage. So many pumping hearts will be seen. So many pumping hearts will be listened to. So many hearts, so little time. So much phun and excitement. Hearts will be overflowing with joy and happiness.

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A pic at my abode with She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Drinking and fun chats were aplenty. She hates the shirt and cap, so I decided to wear it for pre--pre-concerting at my abode. The shirt is a Phish thing, so she doesn't get it. The cap is merely a tie-dye cap that covers the neck to protect from hot sun. I have the matching steth cover, which I will be putting in my rear view mirror this weekend, along with my red steth, for my Phish weekend in Saratoga Springs. Feel free to join me for The Great Northern Cardiophile Extravaganza in Saratoga Springs. Yes indeed.

The food pic is what we grilled for pre-concerting, mmmmmmm.

The other pic is when we were in the lot at the concert. I changed shirt and cap, because, like I said, it was only to f--k with She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

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Oh my gosh! You KNOW she has a wicked healthy pump muscle. I bet her heart is big and strong. I'd love to steth her big, strong pump muscle.

What if we could hear the coach's heartbeat as loud as her speech? It would look something like this))) Her heart says so much more about the workout than words.

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my heart was pumping hard, so i recorded him. I had a late night last night, and my pump was feeling the effects. after a long night, my heart pumps hard and wants to be heard.

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I miss those videos where you'd talk about your heartbeat and mimic it aloud they made me weak 😩

I uploaded one like that here two weeks ago. I didn't talk about my heart, but I did mimic my heartbeat with my voice and hand. If you're ever feeling "weak in the knees," here's a thought: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xRv9ZQOCPo He says" weak in the knees" at 46 seconds.

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Oh my gosh! Her tiny, little pump is out of control. It slams away in there for the whole 15 minutes. It's a nonstop hammering process. Mmmm, her pump got such a great workout. She's SOOO nervous, and her tiny, little pump is letting us know. I so love nervous pumps. I bet you a dollar that her pump is extremely palpable. I kinda wanna creep up behind her, wrap my arm around her, and press my hands to her punching apex.

The mic is picking up her ultra fast heartbeat. I know the audience can hear it pounding

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To see my pump like this is a freakin' dream. Seeing the complete size and shape, and how it's positioned, and its exact location, good grief. Seeing my whole heart pumping and squeezing....OMFG!!! I love my ultrasound machine, but this....ugh. I wanna see him hammering, and, hopefully, catch a few skips, stumbles, and stalls.

Yes please

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fake heart accounts

What's the deal with all these fake heart accounts?

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stethoscope wearers

In the last month, I've been to two doctors offices, but none of which had stethoscope wearers. I'm never at doctors offices, so I never get that stethoscope sight I so crave. I'm craving being in that setting just so I can see the nurses wearing their steths. I refuse to make a doctor's appointment just to satisfy that craving, but if I were to do so, I would not only see nurses wearing their steths, but I would get an actual stething by my lady doc, who I haven't seen in over 12 years. Does any of you go to stethoscope settings just to see stethoscopes? Steth fetish anyone? Yea, me too. Working in a hospital would be sooo sweet. Incidentally, anyone craving a good stething? Yea, me too. Let's steth.

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Kardia.com

Does anyone have the KardiMobile EKG Monitor? I saw a commercial about it yesterday. It looks pretty cool. You can carry this little devil in your pocket or purse--sexy. It, like the stemoscope, is a convenient and sneaky device to have. I would rather have an ecg with electrodes and a beeping heart sound, but whatever. The more electrodes the better.

After we are nice and toasty from my homemade cocktails, I'd remove thy shirt and bra, lie thee down, and then attach the electrodes to thy skin. I would see the electrodes being pushed up by your strong heartbeat. As I proceed, the electrodes would push harder and faster. All of a sudden, there it would be, the beep, beep, beep, beep of your excited little pump.

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Someone had mentioned veterinarian ultrasound machines, so I figured I would upload this, so that they can see a little of what it looks like.

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I go to jam concerts all the time with my stethoscope, doppler, and ultrasound machine. I enjoy having hopes that something might happen on account of my bringing up my heart interest in conversation with a fellow concert goer. And I bring my heart equipment to concerts because, many times, I post, here, about my wanting to meet up at concerts. Sometimes, for concerts, I hang my stethoscope in my rearview mirror, in hopes that some happy jam chick will say something about it. I now have a sweet tie-dye steth cover for it, so it goes perfectly for concerts. Fantasizing about, and imagining, something heart-related happening at a concert is very fun.

Smoking the ganja affects my mind way more than it does my heart, but it definitely can make my heart pump faster. If you want the heart-pounding effect, your best bet is the sativa strain of bud.

If you were very bold and confident, you could wear your stethoscope before and/or during the concert. 

I might (a small chance) wear my cardiophile shirt for the Saturday (maybe sunday, or both?) Phish concert in a few weeks, but only during tailgating. I'm very hesitant about wearing it, so we'll see.

So, tomorrow I have a concert (Netherlands based). I have booked a hotel room, and ofcourse I have to bring my stethoscope. I have been debating maybe buying something to smoke, to see how it affects my heart....do people have suggestions, tips, or story's? Let me know!