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me when the 8000th bot follows me

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This rhaenicent fanart got a strong chokehold on me since 2022

!Art credits to yshkwa!

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Recent comm for @funkyjeans💛💛💛 Ft. Ana and Reinhardt from overwatch 💛

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do u ever think of like AUs for du drow??? bc this morning i thought of fem du drow and my lesbianism increased exponentially

Uh.... Is it still an AU if nothing is really different? I'm not even sure the tits got much bigger.

NOT REALLY THOUGH I have far too much fun in this universe already!

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This will never fail to make me laugh; Alicent was experiencing quite possibly the worst night of her life, Rhaenyra didn't gaf about the deadly lasers being sent her way, and Laenor in the back was going hard for absolutely no reason.

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I didn't fall in love with a God, Gale. I didn't even fall in love with an Archmage.

I fell in love with a man from Waterdeep, shovelling the shit with the rest of us. I fell in love with a man who would sit by the pot for hours, making sure it wouldn't boil over. I fell in love with a man who I imagined I could kiss, not because he showcased his potential power, but because it looked lovely when he blushed.

Can Gods blush, Gale?

Can they?

OOF this one HURT!! It's non-canon to my playthrough, Gale is very much still just a guy and happy enough that way, but that one Everything Everywhere All At Once quote has been stuck in my head ever since I saw God!Gale for the first time. Gale's folly indeed.

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"...You wish to share?"

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HoW dOeS aLiCeNt KnOw RhAeNyRA’s ChIlDrEn ArE BaStArDs????

She’s the father?????? Duhhh

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Do you love me?

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

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definitely them<3

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i'm so, so excited to share this painting with you. i have officially been making art for 20 years, and i thought it would be fun to repaint the first digital work i ever made.

i have wanted to give up art so many times over the years. i'm tremendously proud of myself for sticking with it and improving as much as i have. i hope you're proud of me too! please be sure to zoom in to see all those details i worked so hard on (especially the rhinestones!!). thank you for being with me during my art journey. 20 years, 20 more 🖤

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the real definition of serving cunt in a depressed way

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id say the rest on twitter but my twitter is 90% shitpost lol