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Cassian: Please! She needs a doctor!

Kleya: *trying to explode Yavin with her mind*

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I’m low-key tired of seeing articles about jkr getting 100k notes every week, why don’t we have some gofundmes go viral

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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This ant found a Bible in a hotel and learned about ChrisChanity. A question I have is: If God dies then does Jesus become the new God or is it like a hive with no queen?

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Could you two stand any closer?

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“It would be sad if the two of you were conspiring again.”

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you asked chatgpt? well asked master yoda and he said a fucking dumbass you are

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rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

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There's a lot going on here.

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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.

This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.

Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.

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Cover artist: Edmund Emshwiller First On The Moon - May 1958

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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kleya "can't stand these rebels" marki

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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing