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some dumb fuck in my small southern home town made national news for attempted vehicular manslaughter on protestors today, I want to reiterate that I will never shut the fuck up about this tyrannical government. This is personal to me.

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The Royal Family (1767)

This posthumous painting was painted in 1767 after the tragic death of King Edmund IX. When Edmund died, Queen Odette was pregnant with their last child, Princess Amelia, who is being held in the painting by her mother. Odette and Edmund cherished their time with their family and cultivated the image of a perfect family throughout his reign. Odette was viewed as a mother of the nation, an image which would continue to grow after the death of her husband with her proclamation as regent to their young son, George I. Odette was an attentive and loving mother to her children, but became a fierce politician. During her son's reign, Odette was widely regarded as the true power behind the throne. Her inexperienced son was too focused on high society and his circle of friends, even after the regency ended. Odette had a close relationship with all of her children, but especially her eldest sons, George and Edmund. George and Edmund shared a rivalry with one another, mostly based on the fact that George had resented the throne while Edmund yearned for it. George's wife, Josephine of Corrilea (@theroyalsofcorrilea), was a frivolous spender who detested the etiquette of court life. Josephine's scandals overshadowed George's reign and caused their marriage to break down rapidly. After the death of George and Josephine's only daughter, Princess Margaret, in 1794, a succession crisis emerged. None of Odette's other sons had living children, and it became increasingly likely that the thrones of Windenburg & San Myshuno could pass to her daughter, Elliana, who had married a foreign king. Elliana was beautiful and kind, but also intelligent and calculating. She had raised her children in Windenburg in the hopes that they could someday inherit the throne, but when her husband unexpectedly inherited the throne of Esha (@crownsofesha), she was forced to leave her country. Odette quickly arranged the marriages of her sons, Octavius and Frederick. Octavius was hastily married to Princess Karoline of Kraneberg (@simming-in-the-rain), while Frederick was married to Princess Christina Amalia of Dresden. Octavius and Frederick entered wildly unhappy marriages, which they blamed on Odette. Octavius was a gambler and enjoyed entertaining at his residence in Windenburg, Hertford Castle, while Karoline was deeply religious and disapproved of her husband's behavior. Frederick and Christina suffered through multiple miscarriages, which drove the couple apart, until the birth of their daughter, Charlotte, in 1803. However, Christina's sudden death two years later would forever haunt Frederick. Odette's daughter, Elizabeth, was extremely popular at court and was known for her wit and humor. Elizabeth attracted many suitors, but never married as she never wanted to leave her mother's side. It was rumored that Elizabeth and her brother Edmund's wife, Princess Augusta, had an affair between 1785-1798. The pair wrote many passionate letters and were almost always in each other's company. Augusta's final miscarriage in 1798 drove the couple apart, and her death later that year destroyed Elizabeth. Odette's beloved youngest daughter, Amelia, was one of the greatest joys of her life. Perhaps her favorite child, Odette, spent much more time with Amelia than her other children. Odette was overcompensating for the fact that Amelia had never known her father. Odette always wanted Amelia to stay with her and Elizabeth in Windenburg; however, George arranged the marriage of Amelia to King Edaric I of Trenton (@trentonsimblr). Amelia and Edaric had met during their courtship and fell in love with one another. Amelia was the only one of her siblings to have a happy marriage. Although the family would never see Amelia ever again, Odette kept a lengthy correspondence with her and had immense influence on her life.

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Alphonse Bonheur, circa 18xx

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look at my sims !!

bonus him pointing a SWORD at his little brother this is a very "cawcawwww" pose don't ask me why im getting bird vibes

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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

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I actually wouldn’t mind living in a hut as an herbwoman

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TAMARA RALPH Couture Spring/Summer 2025 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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Diana Ross

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I'm begging custom content creators to formally copyright the images they create for their download posts. Do it, babes. Do it and then DMCA the people profitting from "sharing" their "finds" of your creativity and monetizing it as if they're doing anything more than the people who have been reblogging and storying the posts.

This is, of course, just my opinion. Not legal advice. And I'm obviously talking about theoretical people who share and find things in Minecraft with theoretical ads all over their alleged websites in Minecraft.

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Zayn was

TWENTY TWO

when he left One Direction?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fuck have I done

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“I like to blame this all on Betsy Devos … Betsy Devos doesn’t want any of us, POORS, on her beach!”

Got absolutely grilled in a lecture today, but it's okay because my professors are becoming more and more openly anti-trump in the most entertaining fashion. Who knew going after lawyers would cause middle aged men to become the cattiest of bitches (me, I did).

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Yes, yes, yes! Even in my fundie-lite, solidly evangelical, household growing up, I was always taught that your faith should be known through action, not word (preaching). This hits them right where it hurts, & so does the phrase "christ-like," in sincere explanation of your belief.

People I love have grown & changed from explanation with undue respect. It's worth it; your phrasing is mightier than the sword.

This is going to be extraordinarily random but due to current events in the US I think this is the least I could offer, as an insider:

If you want to piss a "christian" right winger off, while making a clear statement of their terrible behavior, wait for them to say/do anything religious and hit them with the:

"YOU 're christian?! I would never know!"

Don't make it sound ironic. Act as if you're surprised. This is will kill your MAGA uncle on the spot. Because this shows them that they're not "making a difference", and also that they're somehow not acting like Jesus. The fact that they care about this shocks me because i can't conceive the idea of someone being ableist or racist or xenophobic or transphobic and many other dumb stuff and attending to a church every sunday but well. The internet has shown me otherwise.

Anyway do us the normal christians a favor, kill them with their own venom and don't forget to drink water!!

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I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

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I don't care for what my characters want, I care for what they yern.

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everytime I decide to post again I have to download four different iphones and realize that I'm actually so over this.

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When the alpha hair so good u gotta take it outside the game to do it justice

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Hi sideblog friends!

I have a new gameplay family for you, this one with a side of "story." below cut, are the descriptions of all my sims. The Murad Legacy is based off of my gameplay in an Ottoman/Persian harem themed save and occasionally historical tid-bits. It will progress vaguely through time. As of now, succession follows whoever is in power. Read below the cut, for information on our starting sims.

Sultan Abdul bin Murad of the Kefa Sultanate, Soverign of the Sublime House of Abdul, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Bey of Beys, and head of the Murad Dynasty.

Kadin Cecylia, First Wife of Sultan Abdul bin Murad Han and daughter of Mahmoud Agha is the head of the Imperial harem and mother of First Prince, Mehmet bin Abdul Han. While her title allows many powers and freedoms, Kadin Cecylia is yet to use them. Instead, she has withdrawn from her role, angered by her husband’s choice to invite more women into her harem. The First Wife is currently expecting a second child.

Kadin Andra, Second Wife of Sultan Abdul bin Murad Han is the daughter of Hüseyin Ali Pasha, the Grand Vizier of the Kefa Sultanate. Raised to thrive as a harem wife, she was gifted into the harem as tribute while still growing. Kadin Andra has found herself head over heels, naively, in love with The Sultan. Already, she has given him a son, the Second Prince, Hasan bin Abdul Han.

Ikbal Nana is the Favorite and newst serving concubine of Sultan Abdul bin Murad. The girl is neither cunning or smart, but what her personality lacks has been made up in beauty. Her father, Osman Khair Han, is a recently reverted vassal Han (King).Spoiled by The Sultan, despite not yet welcoming a child, Ikbal Nana has become entrenched in harem life. You’d never guess how much she despises the gilded cage.

Godze Helene Hatun stands to the left, she is the longest serving Concubine of Sultan Abdul bin Murad Han. Helene is the mother of The Sultan’s third child, Princess Fatma Hatun. While friendly with The Sultan, Helene Hatun has not been visited by him since her labors.

Godze Jana stands to the right and as a Concubine of Sultan Abdul bin Murad Han, she is currently expecting her first child. Jana’s relationship with The Sultan is not one of kindness, and neither party is afraid of sharing their disapproval for the other. Though, this shows some respect on the side of The Sultan, if not for his concubine, then for their future child.

Within the Kefa Sultanate, a Godze is recognized concubine of the Sultan who is provided her own household, Usta (head-of-household), servant(s), and allowance. Most often, women are bestowed the title after consummating their relationship with The Sultan. Though this rule has some exceptions as it is up to the Sultan’s discretion. Godze are not promoted without reason; being favored (Ikbal) or welcoming a son may be seen as an opportunity for a Godze. After welcoming any child, a Godze is bestowed the surname Hatun, an equivalent to the title of Lady.