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"TERF bangs" "Karen haircut" "She/they mullet" "Mormon wife balayage" "Bald bitch" "Hard wig" "Blue haired liberal"

this has very little to do with actual hair and you know it.

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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my uhh lizard brain, monkey- no fish brain i think my uhm little idiot primordial soup brain. um ape brain, uhmm. well i don't know where i was going with this but i was probably going to say something mindnumbingly boring for the #relatable squad. give me likes now, thank you.

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Chocolate-coated marshmallow treat: *exists*

Literally every country:

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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

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leaf mage

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ovulation horny feels like being a tiny fairy living in a beautiful forest but period horny feels like ur a pig in a farm that is about to be slaughtered

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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