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Joel is practicing his intimidation skills. Tess is not impressed.

They've been running around non-stop for 90 minutes now

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Hell, I'd be hype for this even if it weren't a true story!

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same here, vote ricky matsui please and thank you

"He's Mr. March! He's objectively very hot, but he's also just so, so good to everyone around him. A wholesome hunk."

"Have you met the man? He’d be up for some truly kinky shit and then provide the best aftercare possible. I also refuse to think he isn’t both 1) the most attentive partner ever and 2) Hung. He is so incredibly fuckable to me you don’t even know"

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Fuck it I'm gonna commit voter fraud. followers. you know nothing about this tournament. but vote Esther Sinclair

"She's a wizard with a blunt force weapon. She routinely cries but gets shit done. I love her so much"

"pirate dyke"

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this is the best sentence ever typed

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eleventh plague. emails. 

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This aerial footage shows the beauty and majesty of the Weelaunee Forest in Atlanta, Georgia and the destruction that Brent Scarborough Company is inflicting upon it at the behest of the same politicians who sent the police to murder Tortuguita and charge the other activists defending the forest with "terrorism." Rather than addressing the ecological or economic crises that threaten our communities, they aim to suppress all protest by means of brute force.

Brent Scarborough Company is working for Brasfield and Gorrie, insured by Scottsdale Insurance Company. This butchery is funded by an array of corporate donors whose names can be found online.

To learn more:

http://defendtheatlantaforest.org/

#StopCopCity

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"That's the Pizza Tower tutorial song." "No, it's a traditional Italian folk song." No, it's literally a 140-year-old meme – "Funiculì, Funiculà" was written in 1880, as a joke, to commemorate the opening of a tourist attraction at Mount Vesuvius. (The tourist attraction was later destroyed by a volcanic eruption.) Go ahead and rewrite the lyrics to be about sticking your dick in a pizza – there is nothing you can do with this song that's more ridiculous than its original context.

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A thing that bothers me about wizard schools in popular media – outside of the magic-grade-school stuff, anyway – is that they're typically depicted as being basically magic universities, but their actual curricula and pedagogical approaches look much more like those of a technical institution. Like, buddy, that's not a wizard university, that's a wizard trade school. You can't just slap university student culture on top of trade school pedagogy. It doesn't work like that – the one emerges from the other!

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via

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Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

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I feel like both of these could be album covers.

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“This dog loves his veggies so much that he stole a cabbage from his neighbour’s garden“

(via)

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I’m howling

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If as a novice game designer you understand nothing else, please understand that writing for a rules-light system doesn't mean you don't need to know basic statistics. I've seen multiple Apocalypse Engine titles whose authors are clearly under the impression that every possible sum of 2d6 is equally probable. I've encountered at least one that included sum-of-2d6 based lookup tables with twelve entries.