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SEND 👄 FOR MY MUSE TO SHUT UP YOUR MUSE WITH A KISS ON THE LIPS

add  ‘ + 🔁 ’  to reverse the roles !  bonus : feel free to set up a scenario and elaborate as much as possible ! 

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Tips for boys on their period

Don’t put a pad on boxers! It doesn’t work and makes a mess

To feel more masculine wear boxers over your //pad holding underwear//

Don’t beat yourself up, you are totally rad and cool, you’re body is doing something, but that’s okay, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you less valid!

If your cheast starts to hurt, don’t bind, some guys get tender breast tissue when it’s that time of the month, listen to your body, don’t push yourself!

Treat yourself to some chocolate!

Tea!!! It’s so good!!!! And green tea can help with cramps!

Advil! I use it when my cramps get bad, sometimes I get headaches and it helps with that too! Don’t take more than six though!

Go under warm blankets with nothing but your underwear on, preferably soft blankets, it makes me feel like I’m in a soft cacoon

Oversized sweatshirts! Always good! Especially for dysphoria!

Wear comfy cloths, always good to feel good

Eat warm soup, feels nice in the tum tum

Don’t eat super greasy foods, it can make your skin break you even more! And there are already so many hormones making your skin do crazy thing you don’t want it to get worse! Also it can make cramps worse

Most of all listen to your body, don’t push yourself, and try to forgive it, it’s confused and doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be doing what it’s doing

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Reblog if you’re a kind and friendly mun who likes to write violent and disturbing stuff...

Let’s see how many of us there are!

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*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

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Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.

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you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

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"Maybe..." [Mads!]

@carriageofaerietails  From the Prompt: Send me, “Maybe” if your muse has thought of what sex with mine would be like. Mads stopped from where he was scrolling through Matthews social media, head tipping up to actually look at her.  “Oh?  Have you?  I assure you, I’m much different a lover than Matthew.”  he smirked, fiery eyes dropping back down to his phone to scroll social media again.   “I suppose you’ll just have to keep wondering...”

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Send me, “Maybe” if your muse has thought of what sex with mine would be like.

for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

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You have all of one ask to completely shatter my character. Make it count.

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my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

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I AM ALIVE

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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“I has bro!”

“Do you has bro?”

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Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

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Reblog if you support people of all genders and sexualities 🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🌈

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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

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Since it’s pride month here’s a not so gentle reminder that pedos aren’t LGBT+!!!

now get outta our community, bitch!