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how could william be responsible for the missing children incident. he would never miss a child.
#this one's for hegelochus! ( ooc )#|| THE DELICIOUS BEER IN HIS GLOVE COMPARTMENT WHEN HE'S ON THE HIGHWAY: OH PWINCESS!#|| the scooper was a bottle opener repurposed for convenience.#|| i love that he's not allowed at the bar. dude don't come here you harsh the vibes.#|| get! this man! behind! the wheel!
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asgore songs have been disastrous for me.
#this one's for hegelochus! ( ooc )#c7. so fucking sure he had the right! ( william )#drunk driving cw#alcoholism cw
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dont cry my crazy bunny it is finally spring and it will be for the next 3 months.. my crazy doll
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men lose their masculinity (the social reward for correctly performed manhood) through advocating for, sympathizing with, or doing labor that is allocated to women.
(and I'm not talking about some innate, spiritual, or psychological masculinity. I mean social masculinity--being regarded by higher ranking men as masculine.)
you genuinely do lose your current standing if you meaningfully and consistently object to the economic, legal, and interpersonal status of women, especially in ways that implicate men around you.
many men believe that if they are willing to do this, occasionally, then they are owed a recuperation of their masculinity through some other means.
if they are sacrificing masculinity through advocating for women politically, then they expect to bolster their masculinity through receiving expressions of gratitude and adoration by women ("feminist men are so hot" "consent is sexy" "pro-choice men get laid more" etc.) or they expect to bolster their masculinity through emasculating other men by asserting the standards of masculinity they adhere to are the "real" masculinity ("real men support women" "sexists are immature boys, I'm a man" "I'm secure in my masculinity and they're insecure" etc.)
to dismantle patriarchy, you need to be able to advocate for women even when it means losing gendered status. other men mostly will not respect you, and many misogynist women will not respect you either. it might not get you laid or praised or validated. in fact, it will probably subject you to increased scrutiny and criticism (because feminized subjects are always subject to such, and if you lose social masculinity, you too will experience this to some degree).
will you still advocate for women even if there is no social benefit and only social cost? do you have principles, or do you just want the fantasy of being a benevolent ruler?
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this is one of my favourite vines of all time and since vine went down, i want to upload it for the sake of everyone being able to experience it.
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the whole THING about william to me is that. he is A Man in Suburbia. specifically one that came out of postwar culture in a lot of ways but fundamentally. he is a rot. and he's a rot because he was raised to believe that any sort of positive coping skill - talking about your feelings, journaling, pursuing the arts outside of engineering - was effeminate and emasculating. a 'real man' would fight. a 'real man' would have a stiff upper lip. when 'real men' get drunk and do violence, it's a way of affirming their masculinity, not a problem and certainly not abuse. ( i think of the dolores claiborne section on spousal abuse. i don't think william hits his wife, he's too afraid of her and they're rarely together, but it applies to the kids as well - laying on hands is seen as not just the best form of corrective action, but as his right as head of the house. he owns every Body under that roof. ) william lacks the ability to self-reflect because why would he dwell when he's being told that the correct response to a feeling is to act. the quicker the better. it's what a man would do. this makes him flighty and temperamental. it stops him from thinking about the consequences of his actions. and it stops him from processing his feelings. so when william is upset, or even just stimulated in any way, the outcome is almost always violence. he doesn't know how to cope, so he projects; he outsources the processing to his body. eating, drinking, driving, and hitting are all ways to activate his brain and then have it come down for him. so nothing he's upset about is ever really addressed, it's just kicked down the road to be dealt with later, and that's fine, because temporary relief feels amazing to him. and there are so many people who act this way, not just killers and not just men. i have done this. processing your emotions in a mature way is a taught skill and needs to be practiced and requires a fuck ton of patience. that said, we still aren't setting boys up for success in this regard, in part because misogyny is so bad that anything that moves a boy closer to femininity is terrifying for them because they do not want to be treated the way women are. so. that's all from me.
it's about when you leave work and it doesn't take the edge off so you drink and it doesn't take the edge off so you drink more and eat until you're sick and it doesn't take the edge off so you drive down the highway as fast as possible to get your adrenaline going and it doesn't take the edge off so you think about hitting your kids but they're not home and you don't want to be in the house so that can't take the edge off so you screech up to your other restaurant and see your friend's daughter alone in the rain and she asks you for help and you just start hitting her because she is small and stupid and can't hit you back. and when she's dead you're so exhausted from the entire ordeal (killing people takes work!) that whatever was bothering you before has gone away and you finally feel satisfied. this happens every few months for several years.
#this one's for hegelochus! ( ooc )#w3. headcanons#c7. so fucking sure he had the right! ( william )#ed cw#bingeing cw#drunk driving cw#alcoholism cw#abuse cw
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it's about when you leave work and it doesn't take the edge off so you drink and it doesn't take the edge off so you drink more and eat until you're sick and it doesn't take the edge off so you drive down the highway as fast as possible to get your adrenaline going and it doesn't take the edge off so you think about hitting your kids but they're not home and you don't want to be in the house so that can't take the edge off so you screech up to your other restaurant and see your friend's daughter alone in the rain and she asks you for help and you just start hitting her because she is small and stupid and can't hit you back. and when she's dead you're so exhausted from the entire ordeal (killing people takes work!) that whatever was bothering you before has gone away and you finally feel satisfied. this happens every few months for several years.
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reblogging this here because i had the funniest dbd match in the world playing in a william cosplay against springtrap. get that bi flag off the hook we are NOT bisexual we're NOT. i would NEVER do something gay like singing the entire libretto of starlight express! in fact i don't even know what that is! who said that!
bisexual bomb under the cut cw for internalised homophobia and calling henry straight.






i tap the sign like moses and the tablets i am not swallowing the idea of outwardly fruity theatre kid william with the limp wrist who does serial killing because he's gay. i'm not buying that from scott donates to trump cawthon. he can be queer but i'm not spending pride month uncritically spouting the same take the fandom's had for a decade and someday we are gonna talk about fnaf, fandom, and misogyny. someday.
#this one's for hegelochus! ( ooc )#|| HE REALLY IS GETTING HIS BRAIN FRIED BY SOCIETY. L#|| I CAN'T ENJOY THINGS!! THAT'S GAY!!!#|| LIKE WE CAN'T EVEN DIG DOWN TO THE LAYER THAT LIKES MEN.#|| HE'S HAVING A PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE HIS FATHER CALLED HIM A FAIRY ONCE FOR RINSING A TURNIP OFF BEFORE EATING IT.#|| GOING BACK TO OLD RPS AND FINDING 'WHY WOULD YOU AS A MAN CHEER FOR ANOTHER MAN'S SUCCESS'#|| 'WHY ARE YOU AS A MAN THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER MAN ENOUGH TO WISH HIM TO DIE'#|| 'WHY DID YOU USE THE WORD MAN TWICE IN ONE SENTENCE LIKE YOU WANT THEM TO KISS'#|| HE'S SO DEEP IN THE TRENCHES HE'S SEEING SIGNS FOR FRUIT AND JUMPING.#|| we do not have to pity this man but they did put an insane poison in him.#|| WHICH CIRCLES BACK TO THE. IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING QUEER IT'S ABOUT HOW TOXIC MASCULINITY IMPACTS HIM.#|| IT ONLY RELATES IN THAT HE IS SO BAD AT UNDERSTANDING HIMSELF#|| SO BAD AT PROCESSING FEELINGS AND SO CONVINCED THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO VENT IS VIOLENTLY#|| THAT HE HAS TO ABUSE HIS KIDS AND KILL OTHER PEOPLE'S#|| WHEN HIS OTHER UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS LIKE DRUNK DRIVING AND GASLIGHTING HIS FRIEND DON'T WORK.#|| william is at fault and should be shot but society did produce him.
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ohngngmhnthh vanessa starters?
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characters i really wanna try writing: mrs schmidt from the fnaf movie, sidney prescott from scream.
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FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE
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shadow the hedgehog real-time fandub starter sentences.
a collection of thirty starters from snapcube's rtfd, part 1/?
"it feels like every day is the same."
"[name], it's me: the devil!"
"i'm here to convince you to do sin!"
"okay, fine! i'll sin, i'll sin, i'll sin!"
"i've outsmarted you once again!"
"if you take one step, it's blicky with a sticky all over your goddamn body."
"hey there, it's me again! i have a fun new sin idea!"
"you ever been to church? you ever read a bible?
"i feel like it's a pretty simple premise."
"i let him in here as a joke!"
"i've eaten nothing but drywall for the past three years."
"they would've answered the call. they would've been here to kill me immediately."
"the best way to sin would be killing the president."
"my sin is about to be murdering you. get away from me."
"seems like your true sin is coveting my awesome swag."
"something just happened."
"it seems i have fallen off the path. greh!"
"whoa, you've got really supple shoulders."
"i need to update my audio equipment. i have updated my audio equipment."
"long time no see, bud!"
"you're not killing the president before me!"
"how'd you get those, man? how'd you get those, man?!"
"excellent fucking question! anyway, time for me to ascend!"
"the only one that can ascend is the lord, our saviour, jesus christ."
"i'm going to become the one being more powerful than jesus: the president of the united states."
"you confused sinning with legality."
"killing the president is actually pretty good. that's gonna get you into heaven."
"oh yeah, of course, leave! without giving me a goddamn answer!"
"now listen here! you hear that? that's right: nothing!"
"you look like you're gonna be the president of hell."
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i started writing william on discord again and can't stop being like he overcame diarrhea. the trauma he suffered when his friend to whom he never confessed due to his internalised ( and externalised baby!!! ) homophobia fell in love and married... could only be alleviated by beating his daughter to death in an alley... you don't understand he was literally drunk it's not his fault... he's growing and learning ( how to fit more kids into one murder robot )... the fbi are ignoring him because he's fake crying on tv about his dead neglected son who got murdered by his alive neglected son... and he couldn't have prevented it by having his birthday party anywhere else or disciplining his child properly or just separating them or hiring a babysitter it was literally inevitable because he was cursed with a vile evil child... and yet he endures... he overcame so much when ethan sorry norman sorry evan died. let's not haggle for darling colette. cosette.
#this one's for hegelochus! ( ooc )#w3. headcanons#c7. so fucking sure he had the right! ( william )#abuse cw#alcoholism cw#|| HRHEHWUDIDJEB I LOVE HIM. TAKE ME TO A TARGET ILL POINT OUT FIVE GUYS JUST LIKE HIM!
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He's homophobic but trans positive. He's a career misogynist. He's afraid of anyone taller than him. If you're under 5'5 he can take you. He beefs with 12 year olds. He drives drunk to relax (that's his vodka to COPE he LITERALLY has anxiety without it!). He does hit and run on family pets and does not care about it. He's a social failure. He lost his company in the divorce. He built the titty robot and giant baby in a fit of pique after his unrequitedunconsummated homocrush partner got sick of his attitude and left. His wife faked her death to escape him. He's codependent with his oldest child. He forgot his youngest son's name. He's a girldad forced to spend time with boys yes like an improv troupe. He fumbled the hottest goth on earth. He's married to the hottest goth in fantasy earth. He obliterated the gnome population. He farms as a furry. He's afraid of the ghosts of his victims, the eleven year olds. He overcame diarrhea.
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i'm on my way to another gathering and master of the house came on and that's williamcore to me.
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im really sorry that i ran 4 red , lghts and im really really extra super super sorry that i pulled my gun on you. i know this doesnt change what i did but i want everyone involved to know that my behavior and actions is because i was listening to stressful music
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