Knight of Hell, Ruler of 20 Legions, Professor of Pyromancy at Hell-U. He/Him, 13,780,197,118 years old.***DNI*** Humans under 18, humans over 18, humans with any gender, humans without any gender, humans in general, anything considering itself human, anyone with a soul, anyone without a soul, anyone, souls, good souls, light souls, dark souls, bloodborne pathogens, elden folk, elden rings, people named Sekiro, people named John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt, angels of god, angels of pain, angels to some demons to others, Clive Barker, Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, David Cronenberg, Llamas who can speak, Llamas who can't speak, Donald Trump, Jesus, members of the band Iron Maiden, members of inquisitions using iron maidens, people named Marvin, Mervin or Melvin, members of the band The Melvins, and people with more than 9 toes. Those who feel the divine love of god will be ***BLOCKED***You can ask me anything but if it's on the syllabus and you didn't read it you will be banished to the deepest pits of malebolgia for eternity.
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Devil save me don’t bring up fuckin’ STOLAS of all the demons in hell ugh…
Is Duolingo real?
Yes but their mascot animal the "Owl" is thankfully fictional. Imagine a horrifying world in which owls actually existed. Damn.
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They always get my ampersands wrong, smh
The 72 sigils of the 72 spirits constrained by King Solomon in a bronze vessel, The Book of the Goetia of Solomon the King, 1904
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I misplaced my syllabus, do you have any spare copies I can take?
They are grown on the flesh of the whimpering. You can find them at the end of the hallway... Of agony.
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back to whence you came from foul beast
I'm literally in hell where do you want me to go, Atlanta GA?
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Hey Furcas, it's been a while. I have since repented for my actions earlier. And would like to apologize.
That's cool but we're not big on repentance down here. Best to persist in sin beyond all rational limit. Seems to work up on Earth too, at least in politics.
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hi i was trying to summon you with ⅋⅋⅋ but unfortunately all my crayola chalk was out. could you send some? ill pay in acorns
Trust me, hell has enough acorns. Please send porn novelists we have almost none.
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can i use all of the information here and put it into ai to make a hyperrealistic digital version of you?
Except for the realistic part yes.
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have you watched the cw's supernatural?
No, I've seen the memes and a clip of Death and that's all.
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So just to be specific with you dni list, are children of Lucifer included in that or just the father?
They're all fine except for Donald.
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MWAHAHAH FURCAS!!! YOUVE FALLEN FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK! SAYING THANK YOU! NOW YOU OWE ME A RECOMMENDATION TO YOUR STUDENTS SAYING IM A BETTER PROFESSOR!!! MWAHHAHAHA!!
Yeah that's Heaven college rules. In Hell, we can be polite without owing each other anything. I never understood why you guys think your place is the 'good' one.
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hey! i got my noodles cleaned up just fine! here have some chocolate!🍫🍫
Danke
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I dunno, this anon wanted your help I think.
i accidentally put too much lotion in my chicken noodle soup what do i do
I am Furcas, Knight of Hell, not Furcas, Cleaner of Noodles. You can summon him by drawing a bunch of spaghetti lines in a demon sigil:
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i accidentally put too much lotion in my chicken noodle soup what do i do
I am Furcas, Knight of Hell, not Furcas, Cleaner of Noodles. You can summon him by drawing a bunch of spaghetti lines in a demon sigil:
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hello! this is NOT a professor from the college heaven-u! i am here to inquire on any way to unsummon you/get rid of you! not because i WANT to of course! but for research purposes!!
I suggest Chocolate. We all hate chocolate down in Hell...
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what’s the curriculum like at hell-u
Depends on your major. Pyro is pretty fire tho.
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but i feel the divine love of god.... and you're funny...
Well, I am also very vain and prideful so...
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