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FUCK 5HE CITY GAYMEN WHO ONLY DATE/F*CK WOMEN

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hyperextended my knee so whenever i take a step i give out a little unintentional pained whimper which would probably be really hot and enticing to a certain brand of perverse woman 👍

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bimbofication but instead of cartoon blonde stereotypes its realiatic brain fog and the painful realization that what you had was lost and you'll never be as capable as you once were. and then i fuck you

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a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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gray alien war pod got repossessed but i still got poop truck

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Permission to be vulnerable in this torture dungeon. Do you guys even like me 

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how tight are U

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Top of the mountain is cold, even though it's closer to the sun? How

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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

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"lights out dweebmeister" is basically the perfect thing to say when you gotta take out a dweebmeister

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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I'm kinda fagged out by life. Life is a fag. And I'm fagging it. I hate my life.

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june went by so fast wtf