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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*

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ive actually had a handful of lame mutuals but thats for me to type out later when im home alone again

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

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you need to man up and say youd have sex with him instead of turning him into a human 😡 GROW UP!

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im actually very brave for sticking with john dory despite everything hes been through. i think something i hate a lot is when theres a little thing character and everyone draws them as a human... they werent even drawing him normal though they were making him daddy dom sexy and posting cropped porn and stuff. so much cowardice in not wanting to say youd fuck a little troll and rather making him into a gigantic buff dude to refer to him as sexy

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obsessed with this hal on character ai thats very much just a shittily traced picture of my own art

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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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one of my favorite things about bjork is that she just beat the shit out of someone in public

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in life ive amassed an impressive library of make believe guys to fawn over me but in recent years its shriveled down to... these two...

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

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they should let you microwave your hand