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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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thoughts on the divine vs the flesh vs the machine?

ideal polycule set up

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I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.

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i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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has gerard done this cunty little dance during teenagers at any of the other shows or did he just do this in seattle to torture me specifically while I was there to watch it with my own eyes?? because it’s been living in my head rent free ever since. (x)

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every mcr concert i see live-blogged one of my mutuals posts like ‘oh my god they played their song volcano shake em up, which was performed once in the vault of a secret bank in western nevada in 2010 and then recorded on a disk which has been buried for a decade and only now are we getting to hear it again’

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T-shirt that reads I STRUGGLE TO INTERACT WITH OTHERS

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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WITH DUCT TAPE SCARS ON MY HONEY: Gerard Way and Ray Toro at Sydney 1

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editing your own work is like trying to give your weird little son a haircut while he bites you

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RAY MOTHERFUCKING TORO (x)

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pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

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True

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mikeyway is not a normal man it’s just easy to write him off because he’s open about liking sports now. you all forget about the space heater shower incident or the toaster fork incident and how he invited his internet friends to his first house and the fact that he’s the one who suggested the mcr tattoo porn start merch shirt. When he met his wife he just stood there for 15 minutes talking to her friend she was out to dinner with bc he recognized mikey and Kristin was like Who Is This Guy. Does He Know He Can Sit Down. and he texted her the next day asking if she wanted to go ghost hunting and she said “uhh i have to work. at my job.” And he got in trouble with the fbi for making & selling copies of banned disney movies that had Korean subtitles. he says “slay” like he knows what it means. He used to just go out in public with his hair slicked down under his glasses Misfits-style and now he’s somehow still allowed to keep doing odd things to his hair. He’s a strange little man but just in a different manner than Gerard is.