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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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im going to be violently ill because i cant be a knight who does quests for a living. it isnt fair.

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

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sorry for being such a boomer but i can't stand having to download a different app for every event i want to go to just to access my fucking tickets. i should be able to call a number and order them over the phone without the internet and then go to a nice old man at a booth on the day of the show and pick up my little paper tickets.

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I’d rather have homeless people sleeping on benches than not have benches. I think the majority of people would rather witness homeless people existing and using public amenities than not have those amenities available at all.

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i know this sounds like the kind of post a guy who was chained in a basement like a dog for most of his life and only recently emerged in the world would make but it really does mean so much to me that i can casually talk about seemingly mundane things like having friends and being able to make my own decisions for myself now. it isn't easy but god damn. it really does get better if you just keep looking for the light.

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i've been noticing how often i refer to my friends in conversations lately and it's actually making me a bit emotional. if there's one thing i could tell my younger self, who didn't have a single friend to confide in and thought that he never would, it would be that one day he'd have so many wonderful people in his life that he wouldn't even be able to go a single interaction without bringing up someone he loves at least once.

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goodnight everyone (:

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Not to sound Romantic or anything, but I too have a striking fascination with the irrational, the demonic and the grotesque.

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There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

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mr gerrymandering keay, as the people wanted

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead