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if  you  listen  closely,  you  can  hear  the  sound  of  my  clown  shoes  squeaking  in  the  distance.  i  know  i  just  moved  five  here  again,  but.... now  he’s  moving  back  over  to @ceremonially

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❝ there  are  only  three  rules.   first,  you  must  never  use  your  powers  for  personal  gain.  second,  you  must  never  escalate  a  fight,  unless  your  enemy  forces  you  to.  third,  you  must  never  reveal  your  identity.  nobody  can  know  you  are  the  power  rangers. ❞ — affiliated.  priv.  sel.   RED   &    PINK  

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i  could  no  longer  resist… so  uh  here’s  this : @leadranger​

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Well, according to Commission Handbook Chapter 27, subsection 3b, the seven stages in paradox psychosis are… stage one: denial, two: itching, three: extreme thirst and urination, four: excessive gas, five: acute paranoia, six: uncontrolled perspiration, and seven: homicidal rage.

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hiding  out  on  @stilctto  for  now

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— What I did today, I did for my family.

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Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

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guys guys reblog with the first song on your upside down playlist i want to know how to save you from vecna

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❝  well,  if  this  isn't  just  a  cosmic  clusterfuck...❞  sweat  soaks  five's  hairline  as  his  eyes  narrow,  lip  curling  into  something  of  a  snarl  as  he  stares  himself  down.  if  there  was  a  commission  timeline  award  for  most  encounters  with  paradox  psychosis,  he'd  be  a  shoe  in.  

the  worst  part  is  —  he,  himself,  didn't  know  what  the  hell  was  going  on.  which  meant  he,  the  other  guy,  had  to  be  the  fuel  on  this  proverbial  dumpster  fire.  ❝  @paradoxcd,  spit  it  out.  to  what  do  i  owe  this  abysmal  and  unfortunate  occasion?  ❞

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❝  —  actually,  that...  is  quite  interesting,  ❞  the  surprise  in  his  voice  would  probably  offend  some  lesser  beings,  but  it's  not  something  he  tempers  well  on  the  fly.  the  truth  was  that  the  vast  majority  of  people  and  their  various  thoughts  and  opinions  were  lacking  in  any  type  of  substance.  

the  idea  of  watch  and  study  wasn't  foreign,  the  commission  served  a  similar  purpose,  though  they  employed  trained  assassins  to  keep  things  on  the  rails.  a  practice  he  thought  heavy  handed  until  things...  went  off  the  rails.  ❝  a  little  pervy  though  @qknows,  with  the  whole  liking  to  watch  thing,  but  interesting.  ❞

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#the umbrella dance academy

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blogroll,  aka:  places  alex  may  be  found  in  the  wilds  of  the  rpc.

@futureadapted — primary  muse,  high  activity  /  slow  replies @mckkari  —  secondary  muse,  medium  activity  /  slow  replies @ceremonially —  multi-muse,   sporadic  activity  /  periodic  replies disco - the perfect instrument#0575 

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—  ❛❛  //  𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙷𝚂  !  (  shit  that  schmidt  has  said  from  the  television  show,  new  girl.  please  substitute  pronouns  as  needed.)

❛ pine has no place in this loft. it’s the wood of poor people and outhouses. ❜ ❛ are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan ? what is this prison ? ❜ ❛ know this : your caveman ideas about manhood are so over.  manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty and paxil. ❜ ❛ guess whose personalized condoms just arrived ! ❜ ❛ we’re broenemies. he’s my fremesis. ❜ ❛ can we just take a moment to celebrate me  ? ❜ ❛ damn it ! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere. ❜ ❛ ___ is delicate. like a flower. like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself. ❜ ❛ i can’t talk right now. i’m writing a strongly worded email to my florist. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna have to run all the way home and i have my slipperiest loafers on. ❜ ❛ can you please get my towel ? it’s in my room next to my irish walking cape. ❜ ❛ bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons. ❜ ❛ you have found my flabbergast button,  and guess what ? you’ve pressed it. ❜ ❛ it’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental jenga ! i’m totally falling apart. ❜ ❛ it makes me angry and scared all the same time. just like when i hear the phrase ‘ academy aware winner anna paquin. ‘ ❜ ❛ man to man, you didn’t wanna wear something, i dunno, a little more form-flattering ? you know, like a pile of towels ? the number eight ? ❜ ❛ you’re listening to the radio and writing with a pen. what decade are we in ? ❜ ❛ walk with dignity, you giant toddler ! ❜ ❛ do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings ? how do you get anything done ? ❜ ❛ she has a flip phone ! she’s either poor or a time traveller. ❜ ❛ if you’ll excuse me, i have to go water my succulents. ❜ ❛ without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. ❜ ❛ now, as my best friend, i expect you to be willing to sacrifice everything for me at a moment’s notice including, of course, unfortunately for you, your dignity. ❜ ❛ you were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost ! ❜ ❛ where do you even buy sheets like this ? they have the thread count of a paper towel. ❜ ❛ they don’t hate me because i’m old, they hate me because of my personality. ❜ ❛ hey, m. night shyamalan. i’ve got a twist ending for you : shut up ! ❜ ❛ back in high school, they used to call me ‘ the sex haver’. ❜ ❛ my whole life is you. ❜ ❛ ARE YOU A CRIMINAL ?! FROM THE STATISTICS ? ❜ ❛ i look like a 70′s divorce attorney. ❜ ❛ i simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you. ❜ ❛ i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience. ❜

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sb: *tries to tell me what to do* everyone else in the room: good luck with that

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anon request | lila and number five + my favorite moments

bonus

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you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

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“I remember my childhood as a long wish to be elsewhere.”

— Louise Glück, from “Unpainted Door” in Poems 1962-2012