futureassassin
futureassassin
*teehee*
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futureassassin · 5 hours ago
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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?
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futureassassin · 8 hours ago
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futureassassin · 8 hours ago
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futureassassin · 10 hours ago
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Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)
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futureassassin · 13 hours ago
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futureassassin · 20 hours ago
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hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly
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futureassassin · 21 hours ago
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play toys ?
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futureassassin · 1 day ago
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futureassassin · 2 days ago
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do you hate the French as much as I do?
Woah mama I don't hate anyone except wizards
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futureassassin · 2 days ago
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futureassassin · 2 days ago
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Yes I know that not wearing a helmet with the rest of my plate armor makes me more vulnerable to having my skull bashed in but consider this: I look way more fashionable on the battlefield than you do.
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futureassassin · 2 days ago
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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon
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futureassassin · 2 days ago
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone
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futureassassin · 3 days ago
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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.
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futureassassin · 3 days ago
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what writing this scene feels like rn
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futureassassin · 3 days ago
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Hello bisexual community
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futureassassin · 3 days ago
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im going to like , eat one of you ,eventually
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