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BOY, I SAYS BOY, STAND UP STRAIGHT SON, STAND UP STRAIGHT! THAT AIN'T NO WAY TO TALK TO WOMEN, SON! YA GOT NO RIZZ! THATS CHARISMA, BOY! Pay attention when I'm speakin' to ya, son.

YOU CAIN'T START YAPPIN BOUT NO JAPANESE CARTOONS TO A WOMAN YOU JUST MET ON THE FIRST DATE, BOY! WHATS'A MATTER WITH YOU, SON!? YOU AIN'T EVEN ASK HOW HER DAY WAS! YOU DIDN'T SAY NUTHIN BOUT HER HELLO KITTY T-SHIRT, NOTHIN BOUT HER UWU BRACELET, YA STARTED TALKIN BOUT YOUR DANG OL WAIFUS, BOY! WHO, I SAYS WHO OPENS WITH THAT, SON?

WHAT'S THAT? YA NERVOUS? *slaps* GET IT TOGETHER, BOY! Stand up boy stop fallin over- YOU ARE A CATCH! Ya got nice hobbies, son. I SAYS, you got nice hobbies, I seen ya fancy marble collections and your drawings! Ain't nothing wrong with havin' hobbies! Ain't nothing wrong with watching cartoons neitha! But SON, SON! Ya gotta be- I SAYS SON, ya gotta be NORMAL about it, boy! Ease her into it, son! You can't push her into the deep end of the pool before you ask if she even knows how ta swim, boy! AT LEAST, I says AT LEAST ask her if she even WATCHES anime, boy!

Get a load a this fella. Tryna' get bitches while simpin' for Sakura Haruno. His corn ain't quite on the cob, is it?

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Hanamusa Wedding!

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Happy Father's Day!

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Happy Mother's Day!

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

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an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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you are not a bad person because of your memory loss. you are not less intelligent because of your memory loss. you are not less caring because of your memory loss.

memory loss isn’t your fault and you don’t deserve to feel ashamed.

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Don't you lie to me!

That's no real doge

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Oh, they just straight up said Die Hard

I guess we are in America and the copyright for that movie ain't as strict here

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Unfortunately the truth hurts

Especially online

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Either you have my money

Or you have no future

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Grab your hair tie, grab your uniform, and grab your guns

Time for Lycoris Recoil

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Inosuke:

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Seriously Zenitsu,

Does the sleeping part of your brain is just what you're like without the hormones?