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Liberals when it's not an election year: "The right to choose is everything!"

Liberals when it's an election year: *morphs into a cyborg clone of Sen. Joseph McCarthy* "You are a foreign interloper for not gleefully supporting my piss-poor candidate." *zaps you with their xenophobia beam*

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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

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When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

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yeah.

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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I miss working in senior care the old ladies at my old job found it so novel that I was living a double life between nice young man serving their dinner and freaky bloodsucker goth they fucking loved it

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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australian slang for sex is so funny to me. what if instead of saying handjob or anal we talked about sex like an alien race of slime people. right on

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