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Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

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Abbotsford Canucks: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix-

Vancouver Canucks: Hi, I'm JeFf

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

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FOUR ITS OVER WE DID IT

GUESS WHOS GOING TO THE CALDER CUP FINALS

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Ok, guys

Let's keep the lead

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I asking, begging, pleading the Abbotsford Canucks to win Game 6 cuz I dont want Game 7.....

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Mood for each month

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You know what I hate? "Oh, this player was playing with a broken hand! Oh, this player had a broken- " like, stfu

Please normalize substituting injured players during the playoffs, I'm BEGGING you

"Oh, but we didn't have anyone good enough to replace him!"

First off, the guy you had playing injured wasn't good enough, clearly, sine you lost?????

Second, skill issue You lost because of a lack of depth to your roster skill issue

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ONE MORE

ONE MORE

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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THREE

GUESS WHOS GOING TO THE CALDER CUP FINALS

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

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ok damn girl

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TWO

GUESS WHOS GOING TO THE CALDER CUP FINALS