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change is nature. come back to your roots

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I have big trans feels rn

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literally every woman din knows is a lesbian. armorer? lesbian. bo katan? lesbian. fennec? lesbian. koska? lesbian. cara? lesbian.

makes perfect sense why he's so polite and a good man now. he's that dude that got taken in by lesbians and raised correctly

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the bo katan/the armorer ship is so funny to me as a “din is the armorer’s foundling” truther because it’s just this

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you know how a few months back tumblr was flooded with posts being all about "the bit", "the #1 thing you gotta be committed to is the bit". they were preparing us for this instant.

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I'm confused this is a painting depicting the russian revolution why tf is everyone tagging it as Goncharov (1973)????

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The “Marx-Leninists” as they called themselves were a deeply mystical movement of the 20th and 21st centuries, believing themselves to be the followers of a powerful man called “Lenin,” whose corpse they interred in a large burial mound somewhere in Siberia (its precise location unknown to modern historians) and who they believed to be still alive, walking among them and among all humans.[1] Additionally, many of them believed that the strongest and most devoted of their faith could, through careful study of its ancient texts (which were revealed only to those within an exclusive group called the “avant garde,”) become immortal themselves, hence the term “immortal science.”[2] The precise meaning of “Marx” in their name is a matter of some debate among historians, with some speculating that it may have referred to ritual markings on the bodies of its adherents,[3] while others have attempted to draw connections to a much older Dutch scholar of the 19th century, known today only as Charles.[4] Still others have postulated that it referred to the Roman god of war, Mars, as the Marx-Leninists were known for their constant warfare, or “class struggle” as they called it,[5] but other historians have criticised this view, arguing that the Marx-Leninists could not possibly have known of the Roman empire, which collapsed some 1500 years before their first documented appearance.[6]

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hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

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Zack Snyder is so fucking fascinating. He's the perfect embodiment of the American zeitgeist. An amateur, derivative, unsophisticated, boorish filmmaker, coming from an extensive background in making commercials, and just about every fruit of his career was a shameless ripoff of a previous, massively influential piece of art that he more or less pretends to have understood. His genuinely well-intentioned approach to film as a primarily aesthetic, apolitical, ideologically-void artform is frankly baffling. He sits at a subliminal intersection of a preoccupation with tales of glory, a love of hypermasculinity, single-minded pursuit of aesthetic, and a half-understood nietzschean ubermensch concept which consistently ends up expressing itself as an unmistakably fascist beast. Yet he seems to be completely, honestly unaware of this, and kind of innocent in his inability to even grasp what he's creating. It's like he's channeling something beyond him. The man is a bumbling idiot-savant making perfect fascist propaganda by complete accident. This is the definitive microcosm of America's legacy. A really dumb guy, having failed upwards by making a lot of people a lot of money, attempting to make the world a little brighter, absolutely unaware of the sheer havoc he is wreaking.

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Hot Take: everyone knows that Clark is Superman but everyone is convinced they’re the only one who knows that Clark is Superman so they’re all like “ah geez I have to keep this a secret so no-one finds out” and the only person who genuinely Does Not Know is Lex Luthor

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Maybe the true comrades are the warcrimes we comitted along the way

Halbrand vs Adar is now 10000% funnier with the reveal. Sauron’s just mad the orcs got a union rep.

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Y’know it’s funny that a guy named Carl Barks is famous for creating the character Scrooge McDuck, a self-made plutocrat duck named after a Dickens villain, given that his own name sounds like if a dog were a communist

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Death saw one(1) man sassy and cocky about death itself with black death all around him, saw his will and absolute audacity, said yup I'm setting you up with my emo goth brother. He's a pathetic wet rag of a babygirl, you'll love him. Oh and you don't die and your boyfriend is emotionally constipated on a literal different plane

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why are you, as an immortal being in the vague shape of a man, wearing anachronistic eyeliner to meet your boy best friend once every hundred years? 🤨

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The Sandman is like the opposite of queerbaiting - I went in expecting to see Sandman and instead just watched ten episodes of gay people living their best lives. Dreambaiting.

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sandman dropped at the exact right time for tumblr, since we’ve largely moved past having sexymen and are now exclusively into affectionately roasting men who are Pathetic(tm) which is exactly the treatment dream deserves

I mean look at this scrunkly motherfucker. he spent a hundred years sulking in a christmas ornament. he pisses everyone off everywhere he goes. he once sprinted out of a bar because his actual bestie suggested they might be friends. he’s so fucking rude <3 I want to crumple him up like a piece of scrap paper and do trick shots with him into my wastepaper bin