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i introduce my wet cats of husbands to my dad and he gives me the most deadass disappointed look

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Does anyone else seek comfort in imagining being a little kid or hell even being a baby and imagining your parental f/o raising you and giving you a much better childhood? Or is that just me?

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i get that im fatherless and desperate but why did i choose the paper-bagged gunslinger as a replacement

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playing wit norms hair. putting it in buns, ponytails, everything. i WILL play with my old dads hair!!!!

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m. me and stabby

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billy kinsona btw

when in the context of my parents i am my billy kinsona. when in the context of my partners i am my usual sona. you agree yes

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how i look the second it turns november (norm yells at me because thanksgiving)

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norm i see you as a father figure can you please pat me on the head

Howdy lil feller, sure can. (pat pat)

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Imagine you and your f/o are going to a haunted house together. Your f/o seems confident but as you near closer and closer they seem more on edge. You ask if they are ok and they reassure you. But once inside they begin grabbing onto your arm. They scream and jump and you have to try and calm them. To you this isn't scary at all, it seems cheesy but you didn't want to laugh at their fear so instead you grab hold of their hand and comfort them all the way through.

Divider by @sweetmelodygraphics | Halloween post part 5 | 🎃

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imagine your f/o noticing you have a cut. you didn't even notice it, but they did, and they drag you to the bathroom to lovingly scold you for being clumsy and ever so delicately apply ointment, putting the bandaid on you with such care it was if your skin were porcelain ᰔᩚ

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norm cuddles me to sleep

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no actually i have no shame im adding another one of my many dads to my list

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me and normp stim

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i mention not having the money for something and stabby immediately mugs someone so i can get it because hes just like that 💖

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we all have a tea party. no father is too masculine to dress up in a fairy outfit for his kid.

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norm offers me a sip of his beer, gabby immediately slaps it out of his hand and glares at him

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he has this up in the shack like a live laugh love sign