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Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
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sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video
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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
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i have no good posts today im sorry guys
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“If you are in this to see change in your lifetime, get out now.” Love this story.
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Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera.
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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
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i cant stop thinking about Scouts Ham Costume ™ from to kill a mocking bird……
she did that
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