we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again
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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises
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You’re a random nobody
Me to a newborn baby
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things
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real
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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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