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It’s weird that you can see a cat spinning around a robot vacuum and think, “Yeah, this seems like something a cat would do.”

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what language do they speak at the center of the earth

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I feel like a Nasty boy today...

I feel like a absolutely horrid boy and I’m coming to cause trouble

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I feel like a Nasty boy today...

I feel like a absolutely horrid boy and I’m coming to cause trouble

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they have spoken

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Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill. 

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill. 

rich people don’t value yr labor at all 

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And this was after Hitler and WWII

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what language do they speak at the center of the earth

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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

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Buzzfeed is a reliable source of information

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I wanna bad boy

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A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

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I lay in bed sitting up halfway so i work out my abs while i make shit posts on tumblr

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what do people in relationships even do