Scooby Do & Scotch Brite trading Taylor's masters is less or more analogous to some distant relative selling ur child to someone who hated it in the first place and doesn't give a damn about it. Now tell me, will he ever keep that child happy? No! #IstandwithTaylorSwift #WestandwithTaylorSwift
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Litterally the queen of reflexes
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so when I wear this to the grocery store it’s “embarassing” and “absolutely unnecessary” but when taylor does it it’s “fun” and “sending a powerful message”
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Adulthood is enjoying the documentaries you fell asleep to in History class.
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At some point there will be more accounts on the internet then people alive.
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The fact that Tom and Jerry almost never talked probably saved the animation production crew a lot of money.
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Surgery is stabbing someone to life instead of death
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Having your significant other as your homescreen is this generation’s version of keeping a picture of them in your wallet
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In movies and such, men always seem to have problems when one guy dates the other’s sister. But neither ever realizes that if said relationship results in marriage, that they will become brothers by marriage, which is the ultimate way to make a friendship permanent.
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Kids now will know Keanu Reeves as John wick while older generations will know him as Neo
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You can remove any one letter from the word “seat” and still end up with a real word.
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Scooby-Doo is a show that taught us villains are not strangers but rather those people that are close to us and we know
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Almost every mirror at a store is in used condition
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clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne
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