fwoz

[fwoz]

After this recent Steven Bomb, I’ve been seeing way too much hate on Lapis to the point where it’s kind of bringing me down. So, I’m here to spread some Lapis positivity for those of us that do love her, despite her flaws.

Like, for instance

Her cute snort laugh. Idk what’s goin on with those nasal passages girl but keep it up

Or how about her love of silly noises? Good stuff. Good stuff.

What about her art skills? They’re amazing 11/10 where can I commission her??

Remember that time she wanted to help Greg catch fish? She was so proud of herself and I was too

Or that time she was super into role playing as the crystal gems? (That hair style works so well for her)

Also, the way she said “THE GAH-NET” raised my lifespan higher than she raised that water

How about the way she played baseball in her own Lapis way? (Honestly, she was like the highlight of that episode imo)

Or her carefree dance with Peridot while they played music together (whether you ship them or not, it was cute af)

And of course, who can forget THAT laugh

I could go on, but I’ll end it here. Lapis has her problems, sure. But don’t we all?

I can’t wait for her to come back and give us more of her awkward, dorky, adorable self

[fwoz]

“are you sure ?  fwoz turned and grabbed kibas shoulder before there was a sudden jut in the road. the mother fell silent as the wagon came to a stop. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” a blood curdling screech is heard from the front of the wagon as the young trader races past and away leaving the wagon and his mother behind, AS A GIANT SAND MAGGOT rears it’s putrid head shadowing the small trading wagon “ ooooh shit “ fwoz whispers looking up at the horrific beast  

Fwoz's nose twitched to the sweet smell " mmm what's cooking good looking" he said sitting up and rubbing his eyes wiping the drool from side of his mouth away with his sleeve. Blood rushed his cheeks as he realised what he just said he grabbed his mouth with both hands before rolling back under the covers in embarrassment.

Kiba had heard Fwoz and blushed a bit. He approached the yordle and massaged his side slowly. 

“ehy, don’t hide yourself.“

[fwoz]

:oc

[here we goooo (i was lazy to do the shadow and background XD they will be a 2.0 soon)]

-the background is from the disney movie-

@juno-malvolia

[fwoz]

bad case of the sundays ? 

Bored, uff

[fwoz]

fwoz glanced at kiba are “you ok buddy ?” he said  his voice anxious and quiet, the woman went on about another legend as fwoz moved up next to kiba putting a hand on his paw 

Fwoz's nose twitched to the sweet smell " mmm what's cooking good looking" he said sitting up and rubbing his eyes wiping the drool from side of his mouth away with his sleeve. Blood rushed his cheeks as he realised what he just said he grabbed his mouth with both hands before rolling back under the covers in embarrassment.

Kiba had heard Fwoz and blushed a bit. He approached the yordle and massaged his side slowly. 

“ehy, don’t hide yourself.“

[fwoz]

fwoz gave a smile before he could speak the old woman who’d been listening in on their conversation chimed in “ wolves you say? I have heard many tales in my day she said joining them in the back of the cart, she was a very frail old woman her back was crooked and she moved with a walking cane. fwoz was instantly curious at the sound of a folklore “they say a long time a go wolves roamed these voodoo lands, tribes of great warriors rode the giant beasts into battle. they were unmatched cavalry that destroyed the enemy lines. however too arrogant they became in their power and so one day they were cursed, their lands were to never be fertile again never to yield crop or water life withered and died the great warriors of these plains were starving the wolves they turned on their masters ! tearing them to shreds before disappearing from runeterra, however some say on a full moon such as tonight the spirits of the wolves rise again looking for their next victim “ the old lady chuckled she told the story with such charisma and enthusiasm fwoz was thrilled completely engrossed in the story 

Fwoz's nose twitched to the sweet smell " mmm what's cooking good looking" he said sitting up and rubbing his eyes wiping the drool from side of his mouth away with his sleeve. Blood rushed his cheeks as he realised what he just said he grabbed his mouth with both hands before rolling back under the covers in embarrassment.

Kiba had heard Fwoz and blushed a bit. He approached the yordle and massaged his side slowly. 

“ehy, don’t hide yourself.“

[fwoz]

beautiful 

does bruno mars is gay ?

I dont know. For if does Bruno Mars is gay, then is gay the epitome of his fans insist that is questioned more often than not and true. For if does Bruno Mars is gay then the girls of his fans will not cried enough forevermore ever since? Maybe ever mayhaps occasionally does Bruno Mars is gay will know.

[fwoz]

that moment when you’re certain how to read

BITCH ME

[fwoz]

THOSE LOOK LIKE SOME GREAT DOUGHNUTS 

Onigiris for today’s menu!

[fwoz]

daily   👏  reminder   👏  that   👏  you   👏  can   👏  display  👏  your  👏  character  👏 however  👏  you  👏  like  👏  and  👏  straying  👏  from  👏 canon 👏  is  👏 perfectly  👏 okay.  👏  it  👏  is   👏  your   👏  muse  👏  be   👏  as   👏  creative   👏  as  👏  you  👏 want  👏  develop   👏  your  👏  character  👏  explore  👏  them.   👏  trust  👏  me.   👏  we  👏  all   👏  want   👏  to   👏  gush  👏  over   👏  your  👏  muses  👏  as   👏  much   👏  as   👏  you   👏  do.

[fwoz]

“ aww shucks, that’s might kind of you kiba you’re great too, i don’t travel with many people” he smiled “ BUT i must say travelling wit you is quite the pleasure, but kiba i must tell you, the next few days are going to be dangerous we have to travel through the voodoo lands and then the harsh shuriman desert are you sure you’re ready for that kiba? “ he said rolling over to look kiba directly in the eyes 

Fwoz's nose twitched to the sweet smell " mmm what's cooking good looking" he said sitting up and rubbing his eyes wiping the drool from side of his mouth away with his sleeve. Blood rushed his cheeks as he realised what he just said he grabbed his mouth with both hands before rolling back under the covers in embarrassment.

Kiba had heard Fwoz and blushed a bit. He approached the yordle and massaged his side slowly. 

“ehy, don’t hide yourself.“

[fwoz]

Indeed the cart ride was bumpy and rough they felt every little chip in the road as they went along however. they’d made good progress. he turned to kiba with the same kind smile before laying back on some of the cargo looking up at the sky, “indeed i did. I’ve been travelling for a very long time so it’s no surprise that i Ended up trading a few goods it’s just to get by.” he leans over to kiba :”that steel i got from demacia was going for 5 gold a piece don’t tell the guy but he got played “ he giggled 

Fwoz's nose twitched to the sweet smell " mmm what's cooking good looking" he said sitting up and rubbing his eyes wiping the drool from side of his mouth away with his sleeve. Blood rushed his cheeks as he realised what he just said he grabbed his mouth with both hands before rolling back under the covers in embarrassment.

Kiba had heard Fwoz and blushed a bit. He approached the yordle and massaged his side slowly. 

“ehy, don’t hide yourself.“

[fwoz]

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

[fwoz]

Just a PSA

Reblog if you don’t ignore rps and asks but sometimes it takes you a while to think of a response, or you only have time to answer a question or two before doing other things.

[fwoz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ornn slowly looks up from his forge, raising an eyebrow.  “What day is it?”

[fwoz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ornn slowly looks up from his forge, raising an eyebrow.  “What day is it?”

[fwoz]

fwoz made quit work of the buying and selling however one last customer was a real pain  “ 120 and i will go higher “ they demanded “ this is DEMACIAN STEEL  you only want to give me 120 for it ?! that’s a rip off you’re basically stealing from me 130!” fwoz retorted “ I already gave you my price, it’s not worth much i may as well travel to demacia myself”’ he snorted “and drag your mother all that way” fwoz aughs gesturing to the old woman sitting impatiently on a cart “ how aboot you take me an my grandfather to shurima in that cart of yours and i’ll give you the steel 100 “fwoz smiled as the man pondered for a moment “ fine, deal” he said begrudgingly.  “ we can leave now grandpa “he said to kiba with a cheery smile 

Fwoz's nose twitched to the sweet smell " mmm what's cooking good looking" he said sitting up and rubbing his eyes wiping the drool from side of his mouth away with his sleeve. Blood rushed his cheeks as he realised what he just said he grabbed his mouth with both hands before rolling back under the covers in embarrassment.

Kiba had heard Fwoz and blushed a bit. He approached the yordle and massaged his side slowly. 

“ehy, don’t hide yourself.“