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Text: Lock & Shock

Shock: Excuse you, better safe and not in this

Shock: Though it's pretty fun

Shock [UNSENT]: Which Jack?

Shock: Not yet, you?

Lock: yeah, but then you consider that i'm in the home of two men that i have been fucking, and they just recently found out i'm fucking the other one.

Lock: i would rather take my chances with the jaguars.

Lock: if you tell me you're outside but i'm not allowed to be, i'm going to come find you and kick your goddamn ass, just so you know.

Lock: i haven't, no.

Lock: can't say i'd be sorry to see Jack go.

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Text: Lock & Shock

Shock: You somewhere safe?

Lock: i would rather not be, but yes.

Lock: where are you? have you heard from jack/sally?

Lock [UNSENT]: or barrel?

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I’m scared to get close and I hate being alone. I long for that feeling to not feel at all. The higher I get, the lower I’ll sink. I can’t drown my demons, they know how to swim.

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Shadowhunters: Alec Lightwood + Emoji’s

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It's no problem of mine But it's a problem I find Living a life that I can't leave behind // I just don't know what to say Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday

Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order

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TEXT : 😍😍😍

Lock: omw. if i'm not there in 20, i want to be cremated, and i want all my stuff to be cremated with me, i don't want anyone to have anything.

Cas: Good to know.

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TEXT : 😍😍😍

Cas: you should be safe. Come over.

Lock: omw. if i'm not there in 20, i want to be cremated, and i want all my stuff to be cremated with me, i don't want anyone to have anything.

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Text: 🔒

Pollux: Castor should be the one punching you not me.

Pollux: For the record, I had you first. Just putting that out there. Like, not like I want to date you or anything. But you were my friend first. So if you ditch me for him I'm gonna be pissed.

Lock: you... had me.

Lock: you don't want to date me, you just want to own me, apparently, since you "had" me first.

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TEXT : 😍😍😍

Cas: Come over here. You shouldn't be on your own.

Cas: I don't hate you.

Lock: you're sure about this?

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Text: 🔒

Pollux: He literally said that you guys were dating so clearly you have to talk to him.

Pollux: so like.

Pollux: great.

Pollux: Don't one night stand my brother please.

Lock: way ahead of you on that bit.

Lock: are you going to punch me the next time you see me? should i be avoiding you?

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TEXT : 😍😍😍

Lock: on a scale of 'come over' to 'fuck off and die', how much do you hate me right now?

Lock: my building isn't the most structurally sound thing in the world, i don't really want to be here while this... WHATEVER this is goes on.

Lock: if you would rather i fucked off and died, that's cool too.

Lock: standing offer.

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Text: 🔒

Pollux: I didn't say we were dating. But that's admitting that you are dating him.

Pollux: Lock, that's my twin brother. He thinks you're dating. That means I've had sex with my twin brother's boyfriend. And I didn't even know that either of us were attracted to men.

Pollux: You knew what you were doing.

Pollux: What the fuck am I supposed to tell him? And it's not like we were a one and done thing that happened out of a bad decision.

Lock: i'm not castor's boyfriend so find your damn chill for five seconds.

Lock: do you really think that i would cheat on someone with their TWIN FUCKING BROTHER? what kind of a monster do you think i am, jesus.

Lock: it's sort of flattering the amount of douchebaggery you think i'm capable of.

Lock: he and i went on one date. it was nice. i'm not looking for a boyfriend since the last one went oh-so-great, and cas knows this.

Lock: tell him the truth. he's a grown ass man, you don't have to baby him all the time.

Lock: i promise you he's tougher than he looks.

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Text: 🔒

Pollux: He thinks you're dating, first off. and second off, I know.

Pollux: And you fucked him too.

Pollux: Were you "not dating" us at the same time?

Lock: considering we haven't been on a date unless you count that time we got high together? i'm gonna go with a no on that one.

Lock: are you expecting me to apologize for fucking your brother?

Lock: i know you've got some outdated beliefs and all, but c'mon, Pol.

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Text: 🔒

Pollux: You're dating my twin brother.

Lock: it's not dating, first off, and second off, i didn't FORGET to tell you anything.

Lock: i didn't tell you on purpose.

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Text: 🔒

Pollux: It's only a trick if you know exactly what you might have forgotten to tell me.

Lock: what, did i fail to meet some weird quota for friend compliments or something?

Lock: did drunk me promise to tell you something?

Lock: i'm honestly drawing a blank here.

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Text: 🔒

Pollux: Is there anything you've forgotten to tell me at all?

Lock: uh??

Lock: this seems suspiciously like a trick question.

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