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This is a random question but do you have any tips to like stop procrastinating? Or to focus? Have a great day!

LMAO, you are asking the WRONNNGGGG person. Procrastination is just such a prominent step in my work flow. It’s actually so bad.

I don’t know if this is a question specifically for writing or general productivity, but I guess I can give a shot at briefly answering both? Keep in mind that I have no idea what I’m doing, so if this totally fucks you over, assume there is a silent, “idk, tho” tacked at the end of every sentence.

For creativity, I just try to spend a lot of time reading/watching/looking at things that are similar to what vibes I’m going for in my projects. Enriching yourself in the same environment as your end goal helps a lot.

For general productivity, you need energy. Get your sleep and nutrients, y’all. I’m lowkey really terrible with this (especially considering how late it is right now, LMAO) despite being an active person, but it’s the hard truth. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES, DAMNIT. Also, don’t be afraid to ask for help if needed, be it bosses or professors or friends. If you’re overwhelmed by the workload and deadlines, you need to communicate that with ya people. Don’t let yourself get buried so deep under bullshit that it’s too late to ask for help (coughs in hypocrite).

AND GET OFF YO DAMN PHONE. Power that shit off and PAY ATTENTION, GRRRR.

(Addressing the focusing part, I’m someone who can’t sit still for shit, so let yourself move around. Bounce your leg, flap your hands, get up and pace, whatever you need. If you’re working on a tedious project, take a break and get shmovin’. I personally have a swing in my room because the back and forth motion helps my brain out a lot. I heart my emotional support swing so much.)

(I’m just a general advocate for people finding their soothing movement, no matter if you’re neurotypical or neurodivergent or whatever. Society has drilled into our brains that we have to sit still, which… booooo.)

Anyways, uhhh. I hope this could help a bit? Again, I’m the last person you should be asking this question to, soooo… yeah. Good luck with all y’all’s endeavors. I believe in you, MWAH. <3

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sooooooo which of our comic yanderes would hurt darling?? be it accidentally or on purpose?? what would darling's injuries usually look like?? O3O

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓…

!!! GN reader, vague relationship dynamics, physical abuse, hitting, broken bones, biting, bruises, blunt force trauma, mention of a torn off ear in Bucky’s, scratches, brief mentions of amputation, I guess some subtle manipulation here and there, cigarette burns in Harvey’s, stomping, blood, razor blades in Peter’s, asphyxiation, needle marks and medical procedures in Reed’s, dislocated joints, obligatory Tim Drake warning.

Okay, I know I said I was channeling all of my creative energy into Older Brother part 4, BUT TO BE FAIR. I just totally fucked up my fingers and it reminded me of this ask from ages ago (YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW, AGES AGO). So now I’m coping by imagining my silly yandere men beating the shit out of me. You know, as you do.

Anyways, now that I got this out of my system, I’m back to work.

Bruce Wayne: I consider him a certified masochist, so if he ever gets to the urge to hurt someone, it’s gonna be himself before it’ll ever be you. Even if you wanna play around with a more sadistic Bruce, he’d much rather cave some poor criminal’s face in than to even think of laying a finger on yours. The most pain you’ll probably ever experience is him squeezing you too tight whenever he’s in one of his moods. Nothing too bad, just mild discomfort. Now, all this being said, on the off-chance that Bruce Wayne ever were to be abusive in any way, I personally see him as a face-hitter. Mostly back-handed strikes. And who knows… if you’re a fellow vigilante, he might see no problem with being a bit harsher with you.

Bucky Barnes: He’d never intentionally hurt you. But it definitely happens. Mental health issues and super soldier serum do not mix, so if you’re not someone who’s equipped to handle PTSD panic attacks from a walking weapon… good luck. It’s best to just keep your distance the moment he starts acting like a cornered animal. Possible injuries include bite marks, bruises, broken bones, blunt force trauma, torn off ears, scratches, missing skin chunks, and possible loss of limbs. If a chimpanzee can do it, so can Bucky. And that’s not even factoring in how rough Bucky can be in general. Expect rib-cracking hugs and finger-shattering hand-holding when he’s especially emotional about something. Bucky’s kind of like a domesticated tiger. Even if you condition him, there’s no guarantee that he won’t maul you.

Clark Kent: A broken bone or two is inevitable when it comes to Clark. Usually, he’s extremely conscientious on how much force he uses with you, but when you’ve got the super strength of a Kryptonian and the excitability of a golden retriever, accidents are bound to happen. And while he could theoretically use this as a way to keep you in line, it’s not something I see him doing on purpose. The closest to intentional harm you’ll probably ever get from him is the silent threat of breaking a bone. If you’re the type to lash out a lot, he may gently grab your wrist with a look of warning, applying more and more pressure until you finally decide to cut it out. Not his favorite thing to do by any means, but hey, it’s pretty effective. Especially if you’re the stubborn type who will keep fighting until your bones start to splinter under his grasp.

Dick Grayson: At most? Probably a bruised wrist. I don’t really see this talked about — because it’s extremely niche and not really worth talking about — but Dick definitely has monster grip strength from Arnis (I can vouch for this as someone whose sub-discipline in martial arts is Arnis… which is how I fucked up my fingers, but that’s neither here nor there). A particularly pissed off Dick Grayson might snatch you by the wrist, his fingers leaving behind dark imprints as he drags you off to god knows where. Other than that, he’s really not the type to beat up his darling. Maybe manhandle them a bit, but never actually strike them. However. I am willing to entertain the idea of a physically abusive Dick Grayson with a particularly difficult darling. And that’s not just me trying to make this work because I love the idea of him gently holding an ice pack to your face after he backhanded you into oblivion. Nope. Don’t know what you’re talking about.

Hal Jordan: In the heat of the moment, he absolutely will hit you. Does he feel guilty about it? Depends. But either way, you’ll be hard pressed to get a straightforward apology from him afterwards. Damn those Green Lanterns and their stubbornness. He’ll punch, slap, backhand, and smack you upside the head, so expect some bruises. And bite marks. Hal’s a big biter. The intensity depends on the nature of your relationship. Non-sexual? Just playful chomps that don’t leave behind much of a mark. Sexual? Bro will be drawing blood. You’ll definitely have to learn the art of covering up bruises and bite marks if Hal allows you out in public. Pro trip: while there’s no way to really control when he decides to bite, you can avoid being hit pretty. Just be agreeable whenever he’s pissed. As long as you don’t come off as confrontational, your chances of getting a black eye go down by a solid 70%.

Harvey Dent: Two Face can and will lay his hands on you. Punches, slaps, kicks, back hands, might even stomp on you every now and then. I can totally see him strangling you, too. Just one hand around your neck without a care for the damage he’s doing to your trachea. Now, I can’t recall a single run off the top of my head where Two Face/Dent has been depicted smoking, but like… the idea of him angrily putting out his cigarettes on your arm really compels me. Now, unfortunately, Harvey’s no better. It’s much more rare, but once in a blue moon, he’ll rock your shit with any of the above listed actions. After his rage subsides and he realizes what he’s done, he’ll have to take a moment to sit down with his head and silently cry to himself. He really is no different from his old man, is he? How the hell did he let himself fall so far from grace? All in all, expect bruises, broken bones, and cigarette burns from both Two Face and Dent. Yippee.

Jaime Reyes: Jaime wouldn’t dream of hurting you, but Khaji Da? If the ends justify the means, then harm might be necessary to scare you back into obedience. Any and all threats of you leaving the scarab’s host must be neutralized immediately; you’re a vital piece of Jaime’s contentment, after all. Whether Khaji Da has to manipulate Jaime or take total control over his body, you may find yourself being cut or burned by the Blue Beetle armor every now and then. Poor Jaime would be a sobbing, apologetic mess while he helps you with your wounds. He never wanted this for you, but the scarab… god, I love the fucked up relationship dynamic possibilities between Jaime and Khaji Da. Just an evil bug slowly driving some poor guy insane. Who knows, maybe it’ll get so bad that the scarab doesn’t even have to prompt Jaime to hurt you. But, again, this is only if Khaji Da deems it necessary. Having to hurt someone so precious to its host is very inconvenient.

Matt Murdock: He’s in the same boat as Dick when it comes to grip strength. Sometimes, he has to grab you a bit rougher than usual when he’s serious about something. This means lots of bruising all over your arms, face, and (most commonly) the little crook between your neck and shoulder. It’s usually not intentional — he can’t really see the damage he’s causing, after all — but there are times where he’s being so aggressive that his intentions start to muddy a bit. I can see Matt being the type to use a lot of intimidation against his darling, so inflicting a little pain upon you isn’t completely out of the question. At most, he’ll probably push you around or snatch you up. Nothing too serious. And for what it’s worth, he’s extremely apologetic about it afterwards. He doesn’t like being rough with you… it’s just sometimes so frustrating dealing with you. Surely, you can understand that, right?

Peter Parker: I honestly can’t really imagine a situation where Peter would hurt you. He’d rather cut off his own fingers and toes than hurt you in any way. Maybe he’d accidentally hurt you by squeezing you too hard (and in that case, you might break something due to his enhanced strength), but other than that, I’ve got nothing. Bro’s way too much of a pushover to lay a hand on you. Now, for the sake of getting a little creative, I can totally entertain the idea of slightly sadistic Peter. Maybe he likes to cut you up with a razor blade or bite you hard enough to break skin so he can lick up your blood. A little more sexually charged, but there’s probably a way to imagine this without the erotic undertones for those who want a more wholesomely dark dynamic.

Reed Richards: If you’re a disobedient little shit, I can see Reed just straight-up choking you out when he doesn’t feel like dealing with your antics. All he needs is two fingers pressing down on your carotids and voilà. Peace and quiet. Now he gets to carry on with whatever questionable procedure he was about to put you through. And on that note, you’ll probably have some needle marks on your arms, which… I don’t know if that counts as an injury per se, but yeah. Might have a surgical incision here and there, too. Just whatever Reed deems necessary to make you more compliant, be it drugs or some kind of operation. He’ll really only resort to choking you out if it’s the only thing at his disposal. Reed’s way too methodical to just straight-up hit you.

Remy LeBeau: Very low chance of him burning you. And you’d have to be, like, an aggressive little shit for that to happen. Remy hates the idea of hurting you, but if you’re actively trying to cause him harm, he’s not afraid to defend himself. All it takes is catching your fist, charge enough energy into your skin to heat it up, and you’re probably gonna wanna give up after that. Acts of self-defense aside, Remy just isn’t a violent guy. He’d rather be gentle than manhandle you. Will he playfully roughhouse? Sure. But he’s responsible enough to know what too far is, so even accidentally hurting you is extremely unlikely. If we imagine a sadistic version of Remy, I think he’d take more pleasure in your emotional distress than in laying his hands on you. The most he’d do is make you think he’s about to hurt you, only to blindside you with sickeningly sweetness.

Scott Summers: Ah, abusive Scott Summers, my beloved. Absolutely love the idea of him beating the shit out of you just to prove a point. He doesn’t even enjoy it or anything; if anything, he’ll probably have the audacity to say, “this hurts me more than it hurts you” while actively kneeing you in the face. Blood, bruises, broken bones... whatever he deems necessary for you to finally see his point. Even while he’s patching you up, he’s softly berating you about how wrong you were, and how he knows better than you. “It didn’t have to be like this,” he tuts while popping your shoulder back in place. Keep in mind that isn’t a common experience by any means, but it’s definitely something to keep in mind whenever he gets all stern with you. I suggest you start reevaluating your life choices the moment he says your name in that one tone of warning.

Steve Rogers: Not gonna lie, a sadistic Steve who makes you lick the blood off of his knuckles after he beats you to a bloody pulp goes hard as fuck, but we must stay focused. So!! General Yandere Steve comes with the average risks of someone with super strength. Might accidentally hurt you, might accidentally manhandle you, blah blah blah. A fracture every now and then is to be expected, though for what it’s worth, he is much better than Bucky in this regard. That being said, Steve’s not afraid to get a little rough. While it’s not his favorite thing to do by any means, he can’t help the frustration he feels whenever you don’t listen to him, enough so that maybe — just maybe — he might snatch you by the wrist, or jaw, or throat and threaten you to behave. There’d probably only be a single instance of him intentionally breaking one of your bones, and that’s if you’re especially difficult to deal with. The guilt would be so bad that he swore to never do it again… though he may find himself thinking about it every now and then.

Tim Drake: Timothy “Jigsaw” Drake. We’d be here forever if we started listing all of the ways he could harm you. Not out of a sadistic pleasure, either (well, not usually, anyway… he’s too much of a masochist to actively feed into his sadistic side). He just spirals so far into his paranoia and delusions that he genuinely thinks stitching your legs together is a reasonable thing to do!! When it comes to Tim, any sort of ailment you could possibly inflict on another human being is on the table, from amputation to organ failure. You better pray you can hold out long enough until he finally snaps out of whatever weird episode he’s having. General rule of thumb, if you ever see Tim staring at you with any sort of tool or surgical instrument, immediately make a b-line towards the nearest room with a lock and pray. Do not go to sleep for the next several hours. Preferably, get something to protect yourself with. Have fun!!

Wally West: He’s not afraid to get a little physical when it comes to punishments. And by “a little,” I mean clean breaks and dislocations. It’s not his first resort by any means, but if you’re very persistent about breaking his rules, then you might find out the hard way just how much pent up aggression Wally has. He likes going for joints specifically. Snapping elbows in half, stomping on ankles, bending fingers the wrong way… it’s honestly a bit scary to think about how much damage a speedster can cause. I think he’d have a code word for when he’s about to that far. Something discreet, like, “you’re really pushing your luck, sunshine.” He’d say it in such a casual, joking tone that no one around you would pick up the implications. But the moment you’re away from prying eyes, you know what’s about to happen. I highly suggest behaving if you don’t want to be the darling that “falls down the stairs” a lot. Clumsy little thing, aren’t you?

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When the x reader tag is clogged by asks, memes, text posts, and people complaining about fanfic authors/or a lack of content😭😭

And don’t get me started on finding dc fics that aren’t Batfamily here, feel like I gradually like Jason less and less each year, he’s so overrated…

Like where are the essentials?? The fluff, the angst, the in character smut??

If you don’t mind me asking, what characters are you talking about?? Because I feel like this could apply to a lot of the characters on your Masterlist 😔

(Sorry for so many yap asks in a row, I just get so fired up about this.)

(Also, if this somehow ends up in any character x reader tags, I’m so sorry. It wasn’t intentional. Tumblr’s algorithm just works in mysterious ways like that.)

(Added a cut for this post cuz it’s kinda long.)

It’s so fucking frustrating, good lord. Especially the posts complaining about a lack of content. Not only does it make the actual legitimate writing content harder to find, but it’s also just completely tone deaf the current harassment problem happening to fanfic writers. Like, don’t get me wrong, I’m also bummed out about the reader-insert drought, but as someone who’s been harassed off of previous writing blogs, you have to understand how those kinds of posts hit a sore spot for me.

Ah, yes. Btfm (derogatory) (<- and also written like that to avoid showing up in the Btfm tag). There’s honestly no way to talk about my grievances with Btfm as a concept without people thinking I’m a pretentious gatekeeper, so I’m not even gonna open that can of worms. Also, sorry to all my Jason-enjoyers out there. I love y’all, mwah. You guys are totally welcome in my humble abode. Your man, though? Yeah, no. I’m forcefully pushing him out the door with a broom. And with the current state of the Dick tag, it’s just given me more incentive to utterly despise that guy. Bro really comes in and fucks up everything, both in and out of the comics, LMAO. Kind of poetic, actually.

I made the OG post about this because of Dick. You’re totally right about it being applicable to a lot of characters on my masterlist (eye twitch), but it’s definitely the comic book men that are suffering the most. Weirdly enough, this isn’t as prominent of a problem with anime men and video game men. Like, there are still irrelevant posts in their tags, but those are spaced out enough with legitimate writing posts for it to be a nonissue. My poor Dick tag, though… if it’s not filtered out yandere Btfm or Jason posts, then it’s the memes/text posts/complaints issue or unspecified CW smut posts (I am 100% an advocate for writing whatever the hell you want, but PLEASE give the proper warnings beforehand; that includes any mentions of the reader’s gender).

I just… yeah. I’m taking one for the team and going back to totally SFW writing. We really are missing the essentials right now and it’s hurting the reader-insert ecosystem. I’ll drop the blog url when I finally post something.

(Also, before any of y’all translate this as me abandoning this blog, I’m not, don’t worry. I’m still working on shit here. Always have been. Nevah stopped the grind. I do want y’all to keep in mind that I write as a hobby, so there’s really no such thing as “a break” from this blog, and if anything, this blog is my “break” from life. A little treat from the horrors, if you will. Trust me, I wish I could post more often, but… nothing I can really do about real world responsibilities and stuff. Bwomp.)

But, yeah. You know what they say, be the change you wanna see in the world. I guess I owe it to the people after complaining so much about this. Lowkey, I think that’s also why the complaining posts rub me the wrong way. Why clog up the tags even further when you can take this as an opportunity to get a little creative? I don’t wanna write for people who just view me as a reader-insert ChatGPT, y’know?

^ And when I say this, I by no means wanna shame anyone from sending in asks. I have a lot of bangers in my inbox that I just haven’t had the time or motivation to sit down and think about (also, I really want my next writing post to be part 4 of my Older Brother series, so that’s what all of my energy has been going into recently). Y’all are such a great crowd, and I need you guys to understand how refreshing this is compared to my past experiences. Love each and every one of you, MWAH.

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wait if we're talking about the dire state x reader tags are, i get so annoyed when there's just a post thirsting over like, a Concept of a man. And then they tag like every hot guy x reader. like, i don't want to see something that's so general it could be anyone. I want stuff that's specifically abt the guy I'm looking for!

THANK YOU FOR GIVING A NAME TO THIS PHENOMENON. Concept Man(TM). Yeah. That’s a good name for it.

Yeah, I’m definitely in the same boat. It clogs up all of my favorite tags, and I just… (insert prolonged sigh here). I just want my guy. This Concept Man in front of me? That’s not my guy. What did you do to my guy.

I’m just so sad at the current state of the character x reader tags. Do I really have to do everything myself around here? Damn.

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WAHHH I LOVE PLATONIC THINGS YESSSSS BROOO KDJSKSKSJ 💜♥️ DONT GET ME WRONG I DO READ SMUT AND YANDERE AND STUFF BUT PLEASE I WANT PLATONIC CONTENT TOO LIKE CUDDLING OR BEST FRIENDS OR THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCES OR JUST PLATONIC YANDERE UGHHHH SKSNDJDKKS

No, cuz I also enjoy smut — enough so that I used to run a dom reader blog or two (I really just be doing it all, huh) — it’s just I’m a very genderqueer person, so finding smut for a non-feminine reader is damn near impossible. A lot of writers will use AFAB reader when they clearly just mean straight-up female reader, sobs.

But yeah. I’m a big platonic writing enthusiast, or at least unconventionally romantic writing enthusiast. I think this comes from me being aroace irl (bet y’all weren’t expecting that plot twist), so I have a very weird way of viewing my favorite characters. Dick Grayson can be my husband, my best friend, my boyfriend, my worst enemy, my brochacha, and my older brother all at once. We make it work.

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Your last post is so real because I can be scrolling through “Dick Grayson x Reader” and the things that popped up were “Jason Todd x Reader” and it’s like okay I like Jason too but please why is he in these tags?! Like make it make sense anyway have a nice one!

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD, THIS WAS LITERALLY JUST MY EXPERIENCE.

I have every Jason tag filtered out cuz I do NOT like that man (sorry, y’all), so just scrolling by a sea of filtered posts made me die a little inside. And I’m sure y’all already know by now that Dick is my number one favorite fiction character of all time, so… constant critical damage being dealt to my soul.

But, yeah. I might get back in the normal reader-insert writing game, it’s just that I’m lowkey afraid of attracting the wrong crowd again. I used to write a lot of gen-relationship/platonic-leaning reader-inserts back in my day, but then I just had to stop from how toxic my audience was. With y’all nasty mother fuckers, you’ve been surprisingly cordial. Thanks for being well-behaved while you describe in grotesque detail what you want these men to do to you, LMAO.

Anyways. Might pull one of my old blogs out of retirement, might make a new one. I’ll figure it all out later.

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I might have to start regularly posting non-yan reader-inserts again, cuz it’s been an absolutely abysmal experience trying to find… literally a crumb of anything. Since when did my favorite character x reader tags get bloated with totally unrelated shit... how did we let this happen.

It’s lowkey kinda funny, cuz after spending a solid ten minutes of scrolling, I had to put my phone down and ask myself, “are the normal people okay?” Y’all know the reader-insert space is cooked when the yandere writer thinks about picking up the slack.

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hi! I want to build off what another ask said a little bit ago and I want to say I love your X-Men content! I found your account for platonic Scott Summers, which I eat tf right up. I feel like there is such a hole with platonic yandere a! Especially for X-Men, especially with some of the mains (like the core X-Men, like Scott, Jean, etc)

is platonic content still something you enjoy writing or like to write?

WAAHHHHHH, thank you so much! Yeah, platonic yandere is kind of a niche thing. Which is a shame, because platonic yandere had the potential to be way creepier than romantic yandere. Like… in a weird way, I almost feel like I get a little bit more wiggle room to add in some of my personal horror flair. I don’t really know how to explain it.

I still 100% write for platonic yandere. A lot of my focus right now has actually been going into 3 separate platonic yandere stories, and one of them is actually an X-Men story. Yippee. It’s going to be a little different from the usual platonic yandere format, but I hope y’all will like it nonetheless.

I guess this blog puts more emphasis on the “yan” part of yandere than the “dere” part, so if I answer a lot of romance-leaning asks in a row, it’s simply because I was vibing with how fucked up the concepts are, LMAO. It has nothing to do with me being in the mood for romance or anything like that. I just like when I get to write for deranged shit.

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Never thought I'd be into incest. But with your yan Dick Grayson... I fear I'm more of a freak than I thought I was fr

I’M SO GLAD MY BLOG COULD UNLOCK NEW LAYERS OF FREAKINESS IN YOU, HELPPP.

No, cuz why is enjoying Dick Grayson an unhealthy amount the gateway drug to incest. I was always like, “I can’t tell if I want this man to be my lover or my older brother,” and then one day those two thoughts collided and I was like… oh. Oh. Okay. You know you’re way too down bad for a character when they’ve got enough power to unlock a new kink in you, LMAO.

And for those of y’all who are still reeling in shock from what I’ve written, remember that I’ve done shit like lobotomizing you and amputating your limbs in the past. We really do be deplorable in my neck of the woods. In tha club bein’ straight up despicable.

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Oh well, since you encouraged me... Something that's been on a mind since I've read your older brother!Dick I just keep thinking of the incest potencial... Even with the more than controversial ages

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐒𝐎𝐍…

!!! 18+ THEMES, DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, GN reader, fauxcest, age gap, toxic dynamic, noncon, making out, disgusting touching, brief hints of sexual content, general yandere fuckery, manipulation, kind of grooming(?), controlling behaviors, poor reader trying to cope so hard.

GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA—

Don’t worry, pooks, I saw all of your other asks about this idea and I’ll try to remember to hit all of the points you bring up. I just wanna keep it all in one place.

ALSO, ALSO, ALSO, LIFE WITH OLDER BROTHER ENJOYERS. HEY. HEY. LISTEN. If you’re not fucking with this ask and you don’t want the wholesome platonic dynamic you conjured in your brain ruined for you, DO NOT PROCEED ANY FURTHER. LIKE, AT ALL. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

You literally clocked me so badddd. Yes, the undertones in that series are 100% intended. I’m not gonna add anything overtly incestuous, but like… the subtext is there for the freaks to pick up on. Platonic incest where the lines blur every now and then, I love you so much.

Anyways, lemme get to yapping for real.

If we’re going to vaguely follow the Life With Older Brother series, Dick suddenly being so friendly to you would be… a little bit jarring. But try to think about it from his perfective: he wasn’t really there for Jason, and the thought of failing another younger sibling is too much to handle. Maybe he’s just trying to be more present for you. As weird as he may come off, you should at least give him a chance.

The beginning isn’t all that bad. Even if he’s relatively new to the older brother thing, you can tell he’s trying his best, and dare you say it, he’s actually fun to hang out with. Playing video games, going out for ice cream, trashy movie marathons… it almost makes you forget about those weirder behaviors. Almost.

Now, one thing you quickly noticed is how touchy-feely he is. Whenever you’re together, it seems like he’s always got sort of body part touching you one way or another. Sometimes, it’s subtle: a knee resting against yours, a very quick head-pat, his hand brushing against you as he gestures at something. Nothing all that noticeable unless if you’re very sensitive to touch. But then there are times where it’s a little more… overt. Like when he slings an arm around your shoulders. Or when he holds your hand while out and about. Or when pulls you against his side by your waist when it’s a crowded area. Every now and then, you find yourself wondering if this is normal. Do siblings usually touch each other so often? It kind of makes sense, but… considering you haven’t even been siblings for a full year, should he really be this comfortable around you yet?

If you think you can set boundaries with him, good fucking luck. He might’ve made it seem like he was hearing you out, but it won’t be long before he’s back at it with the touching. Okay… maybe this is something he really can’t help. As annoying — and weird… and uncomfortable — it may be, you’ll probably just have to suck it up and get used to it. Some people are just very handsy. But not like that! Oh my god, no. Dick’s Nightwing; a good guy, for Christ’s sake. He would never do anything like that!

(… Right?)

Here’s the thing about platonic physical affection: how weird can it get before people finally draw the line? Is it forehead kisses? Hugging someone by the waist? Having them sit in your lap whenever the opportunity arises? Are any of those things actually weird, or does Dick somehow make them weird? Because, yes, he still most definitely acts like an older brother — he certainly teases you like one, and you constantly have to fight against the urge to bite him like a feral weasel — but the touching… well… maybe familial affection is just a concept foreign to you (thanks in no small part to Bruce), but Dick somehow makes it feel like something else.

And you’ll admit; you don’t actually know what that something else is. All you know is that you’re pretty sure big brothers do not do that gentle, extremely intimate thumb-stroke thing to their little sibling’s face before a forehead kiss. And they also do not come up from behind their little sibling for a hug.

And the lap thing?

That was probably the turning point.

Because what older brother has their little sibling sit on their lap while watching TV? One hand on your hip, the other on your thigh… he’s doing that weirdly intimate thumb stroke thing on your bare skin, and all you can do is sit there and think, oh… I don’t like this. If you’re brave enough to ask him what he’s doing, he’ll play dumb. Hm? What do you mean, kiddo? He’s not doing anything… what are you talking about?

Before you can even begin to express how uncomfortable you are, however, his fingers start toying with the hem of your shit. You’re acutely aware of his knuckles brushing against the flesh of your torso, sending an uneasy shiver up your spine. Dick’s no stranger to touching your waist area, and while you still don’t really like it that much, you’ve gotten used to it. But this? Something about the actual skin on skin contact makes you freeze up entirely.

“You know,” Dick would thoughtfully begin, “I’m probably the luckiest big brother in the world. I don’t think you realize just how cute you are, (Y/N).”

His hand then inches its way up your shirt.

BadbadbadbadbadbaDBADBADBADBAD—

Don’t bother fighting back. Don’t bother yelling at him. Don’t even bother squirming as he gently begins to run circles into the skin under your shirt. His grip on your thigh is like iron, holding you down to his lap and making any struggle futile. In fact, if I were to venture a guess, you’d probably be too petrified to even move, the shock of the moment rendering you completely immobile. This was supposed to be your big brother; yes, he’s a bit weird and overprotective, but he’s still your fucking big brother. And while your knowledge on big brothers may be extremely limited, you know for a fact that this is crossing a line.

Your faces become closer and closer until his breath is ghosting against your lips. “I love you, kiddo. You know that, right?”

You don’t dare to offer him a response. Hell, you don’t even know what you could say to that. The only thing filling your brain is the brazen warning bells screaming for you to get the fuck away from him. Except you can’t. For whatever reason, your body’s frozen in place, limbs weighing you down like heavy ice blocks.

You can’t move.

You can’t fucking move.

And, of course… he takes advantage of that.

By the time his lips softly plant themselves on yours, it’s too late. The lines between platonic and whatever the fuck this is have long been crossed, and you can never go back to pretending like everything is normal between you two. All of the subtle warning signs you opted to ignore were now blaring in your mind like loud sirens, almost mocking the fact that you didn’t fucking trust yourself.

This can’t be happening. This absolutely can’t be happening. You thought of this creep as your big brother; was this really the same guy that helped you with homework and let you play games on his laptop? Was this really the same guy under the Nightwing mask?

While the kiss evolves into something a little more passionate, he doesn’t take it too far. Just a gentle make-out session with roaming hands. He ends it by holding you against his chest, seemingly content with just occasionally peppering kisses to your face for the next hour or so. Neither of you say anything during this time. Even if you want to yell at him and demand why the fuck he did that, you’re too shocked to even form a coherent thought.

The man you thought could be your big brother is a massive fucking creep.

You think you’re going to be sick.

He doesn’t go out for patrol that night. Instead, he simply picks you up and carries you to his room, dressing you in his clothes for bed. You’re still trying to process the humiliation of letting this all happen as he slips you under the sheets with him and cuddles up to you. Sleep doesn’t come easy to you that night. How the fuck could it? Not only do you have that stupid fucking kiss haunting you, but now you have this sicko’s hand playing with the waistband of your shorts (his shorts), and god. You’re not sure how you didn’t throw up then and there.

So. What happens afterwards? Well, first off, no more phone. Dick’s not an idiot; he knows the lines he crossed that evening and would rather you not call Bruce or Alfred or the police. You’re also not allowed on his laptop unless if he’s supervising you, and your ass is not going outside anytime soon. Then we have the gross shit… yeah, now that he’s had a taste, he’s gonna be all over you. It won’t go that far just yet — he’d rather ease you into that territory, much like what he’s been doing before — but it can get a bit steamy. At least for him. You might still be grossed out over all this or whatever.

You know what the worst part is? He still has the audacity to act like your older brother. It doesn’t matter how many times he touches you or forces you to kiss him: he’ll call you kiddo through it all and offer to play some video games afterwards. In fact, are times where you both return to your previous sibling banter and you can almost convince yourself that things are totally fine. There you go again, falling for his meticulously set up trap.

This new dynamic might take some time to get used to, but Dick will try his damned hardest to make it seem natural. So what if Big Brother sometimes wants to pin his cute little sibling against the counter and leave love bites on their neck? Sometimes, it just has to happen. No harm, no foul. This could be normal if you stopped being so weird about it, you know.

And, you know what… you may find yourself finally accepting that this is your new normal. What else are you supposed to do? You can’t call anyone, you can’t run away, you can’t even fight back because he was trained by fucking Batman… you sure as hell don’t have to like it, but maybe you can make peace with it. This is nothing more than an annoyance from your big brother. That’s all. It’s not him grooming you. It’s not him taking advantage of you. It’s just him being a little irritating at times. Ignore the urge to throw up… ignore how your skin crawls whenever he’s near you… every sibling has their flaw, and being a total creep is Dick’s.

You’d probably begin to despise Bruce a little, too. Did he know how fucked up his former ward is? Or is the exact same way? Guess you’ll never know, because the man can’t even bother to check up on you. He essentially took you out of the system and threw you into the den of a wolf, subjecting you to a new personal hell you can’t even escape from. And Alfred… you thought he actually cared. Is he not concerned about the sudden radio silence on your end?

You really can’t help but wonder if anyone even thinks about you outside of the apartment, and with Dick being in control of what information he feeds to Bruce over the phone, all you can do is guess at this point. In the meantime, Big Brother just came back and needs a hug… why don’t you come on over to the couch, kiddo?

Ugh. There are so many fucking directions I can go in from here. You mentioned Bruce (or eventually Tim) becoming suspicious and finding out what’s going on, and GRRRRR. SO GOOD. SO FUCKING GOOD. I need to write a blurb about this. It’s so addicting. I just had to get some of the base ideas on this out because this concept has been marinating in my brain for way too long. I’m not kidding, I was going to actually explode if I didn’t get to talk about this. I NEED MORE OF THIS TYPE OF SHIT.

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Me trying to slowly acclimate y’all to the more dubious and fucked up asks in my inbox so that I don’t give anyone culture shock (the culture being my silly little twisted fantasies):

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Plsplsplsplspskspsls do that dc hyper sexual reader but with more dom reader I will owe you my life 😭😭🙏🙏🫡🫡

𝐃𝐂 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑…

!!! 18+ THEMES, GN reader, masochistic themes, Clark has a breeding kink fosho, bratty behaviors, daddy/mommy kink mentioned, Jaime getting trapped in a sexually toxic relationship, obligatory freaky Tim warning.

HEEEHEEEHEEEEEEEE. Lowkey, this was actually a really interesting thought exercise. I think I learned today that I view (most of) my DC men as doms while (most of) my Marvel men are submissive and breedable. Dick’s part was especially hard for me because he’s my comfort dom… if that makes sense. But I think I pulled through with a little bit of imagination. Had lots of fun with this!

Again, this is operating under the assumption that you’ll at least let them help you out when you need it. Like… even if you absolutely hate their guts, you’ll at least call a truce when you need it. A necessary evil kind of thing.

Bruce Wayne: Definitely has a love-hate relationship with your hypersexuality. The chances of him getting his work done have plummeted to, like, -3,000% when there’s a spike in your sex drive. But, you know, that’s not for a lack of trying; Bruce is a stubborn man, and despite his focus rapidly devolving from how good you’re making him feel, he’ll still try to remain productive. It’s actually kind of cute to see his eyes cross while he rereads some random document over and over again. Hey, here’s a tip: want to get yan Bruce in the mood? Smack him around a bit. This man will instantly fold and let you do whatever the hell you want until you’re satisfied. This is honestly a good thing to know about subby yan Bruce in general, just so you can maintain control.

Clark Kent: My certified house-husband hunk. He loves when he gets home from work and you pounce on him like a hungry lion. If darling pookie pie needs to release some sexual frustrations, he’ll instantly drop to his knees and get to work. Take him however the hell you want, as long as he can stare at you with that same dopey grin he always gets when he’s near you. Really good at following orders. Can’t disobey you if he tried. Now, even if you aren’t fully accepting of his love, y’all already know his delusional ass thinks you’re finally madly in love with him. Why else would you have your hands all over him? You obviously want to marry him now! This man would get pregnant for you if he had the means to. I’m a breeding kink Clark truther, so… breed that man.

Dick Grayson: Bro is a certified brat. He’ll play mind games with you, wearing certain clothes and touching you ever so slightly, just to get you riled up enough so you finally fuck him. Whenever he’s horny, you bet your ass he’s taking advantage of your heightened sexuality, and might honestly be subtle about it enough so you never realize you’re falling into his trap. Yes, he’s playing you like a fiddle, but does it really matter when he’s the one whimpering in the end? Yeah, didn’t think so. Count your blessing, y’all. Don’t worry, he’ll still let you hit even if he didn’t wake up in the mood. Just the thought of you yearning for him is enough to get him bricked up (what a perfectly pathetic man). You better fucking cuddle with him afterwards. That’s not up for negotiation.

Hal Jordan: Horny bottom bitch Hal Jordan, save me. Save me, horny sub Hal Jordan. Bro is desperate for you. He’ll do anything to get your attention, and if that means acting like the biggest brat known to man, then so be it. You’ll probably have to punish him so often. Does he ever learn? No. But, hey, it’s worth a shot. His inherent neediness will do your hypersexuality no favors. Y’all gonna be fucking like rabbits 24/7. Sorry not sorry. And if I say sub Hal Jordan has a daddy/mommy kink— PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN. LET ME TALK. He’s definitely gonna be calling you that shit in public. Doesn’t matter who’s around, he likes letting other people know he’s yours. Still definitely a biter, so if you don’t like that, you’re gonna have to have a strong grip on his jaw or throat while y’all go at it. Just some friendly advice!

Harvey Dent: Poor Two Face does not want anything to do with you and Harvey’s sex life. He’d be absolutely appalled by the idea of you turning Harvey into your little bitch. Harvey, on the other hand? I can definitely see him secretly yearning for someone to take control. Your heightened sexuality would probably be the escape he needs, so it totally works for him! Loves to get on his knees for you. Want him to go down on you for hours? Whatever you want! Insert meme about lawyer doing his work lying on his bed like a school girl here. And here you have Two Face muttering shit like, “dawg… have some dignity.” Shut that side of Dent up by grabbing his titties, you won’t regret it. If you think it’s weird that a notorious criminal will easily melt in the hands of his obsession, then you’ve clearly never been to Gotham.

Jaime Reyes: MY PUPPY. MY SWEET LITTLE PUPPY. Even if sex-stuff makes him nervous, he’s so eager to please you. The thought of you actually needing him makes him want to cry… he might be a freak with a murderous Jiminy Cricket attached to his spine, but at least he can be of some use to you!! Expect him to form an unhealthy relationship with sex. Because it’s the only time he feels truly desired, he’ll let you do whatever the fuck you want to him, even if it means losing his own sense of agency. I’d say it couples nicely with his uphill battle against Khaji Da. Now there are two opposing sides vying for control over his brain: the crazy bug and his innate desire to belong to something (or someone). Play your cards right and you’ll reduce Jaime to nothing more than a dumb little puppy who just wants to please you!

Tim Drake: I basically already summed up this creep’s deal in the general version. I’m sorry, but no one can convince me Tim Drake has an ounce of dominance in his system. He’s just way too whiny and desperate to have any sexual control over his darling. Also, keep in mind that bro is 100% out freaking-you in the freak-off. Don’t you fucking dare feel ashamed about your hypersexuality because Tim is way worse than you could ever dream be. Did you accidentally slam his foot in a car door? Bricked up. Looked at him with a neutral expression? He’s about to bust. Pointed at something while you were talking? Please let him lick your fingers. He’s been a nasty girl, except nobody gonna match his freak. Good luck trying.

Wally West: Another example of a yandere who’s lowkey in control of your spikes in horniness, but you’re still the one calling the shots in the bedroom. Surprisingly kind of sweet? Like, you’d think he’d tease you about it, but here he is saying shit like, “it’s okay to touch me when you need it, you know.” Of course, this is him obviously pretending to be some sort of martyr when he’s inwardly over the fucking moon. I just want you to quickly imagine him gently taking your hand into his, giving it a chaste kiss and then planting it around his neck as he looks at you with hooded eyes. You know, for science. It’s very important to me that everyone knows how sensual he would be while he tries to convince you to fuck him silly. Totally normal behavior!

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can you do the yandere dc boys with a hypersexual darling? i really love your writing and im glad you're back, its okay if you dont want to

𝐃𝐂 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆…

!!! 18+ THEMES, GN reader, mentions of riding in Bruce’s, basic delusional yandere shit, manipulation, mean Dick Grayson, teasing, horny Hal Jordan, Tim being a freak, there’s honestly not much to warn… that’s weird.

Freaks of Tumblr, I summon thee.

I do want y’all to know that, while I tried to keep the dynamics vague, this has more of a sub + bottom leaning reader. That’s usually my default when it comes to sexual yan!character asks unless specified otherwise. If y’all wanna see a more top and/or dom reader version, hit me the fuck up. I heart obliterating fictional comic book men. It’s actually my specialty.

This is also operating under the assumption that you’ll at least let them help you out when you need it. Like… even if you absolutely hate their guts, you’ll at least call a truce when you need it. A necessary evil kind of thing. Again, if you have something else in mind, let me know.

Bruce Wayne: Contrary to popular belief, playboy Bruce Wayne is not a sex addict. However. He is a darling addict. And while he can’t afford to get nasty all the time, he’ll do his best to accommodate. I can see him letting you ride him while he tries to get paperwork down in his office. Keyword being tries, seeing as his resolve is only so strong. He has a love-hate relationship with your hypersexuality, because while he loves how needy you are for him, his productivity lulls during particularly high spikes in your sex drive. One could say he’s suffering from success in this regard. Oh, noooo, his darling humping the pillows again. Whatever will he do? Guess he’ll have to call in sick again. Tsk. Tsk. What a drag, amiright?

Clark Kent: I think Clark has a difficult time separating sexual desire from romance and intimacy, so even if you view Clark as nothing more than your kidnapper, he’s definitely letting this feed further into his delusions. Surely, this means you love him, right? You arch into his touch and make all those sounds… that has to mean something! It’s because of this that he absolutely gives you what you need whenever you need it. As your (self-proclaimed) husband, it’s his duty to provide for you! And… okay, I’m not saying Kryptonian have some sort of built in horny-detector, but given his power set, he can probably tell when you need a little help. Is your heart beat slightly faster than usual? Don’t worry, honey, he’s on his way home!

Dick Grayson: Oh, he definitely doesn’t mind. The moment he realizes you’re hypersexual, not only does he have an excuse to touch you more, but now he has yet another variable he can manipulate about you. New favorite pass time unlocked: riling you up and teasing you whenever he feels like it. And you bet your ass he’s doing it in public, too. It’s just so cute to see you try to be normal when he knows you’re all flustered. He’s so fucking evil, getting you all sexually frustrated and practically making you beg for him to finally lend a helping hand. Of course, unless if you’ve been bad, he’ll never leave you pent up for too long; he’s got his own needs, too. Having so much control over your conditioning is just so hot for him, you know?

Hal Jordan: Sign him the fuck up. Hal’s probably no better than you, constantly having to keep up with his own sexual needs, so as soon as you finally accept your situation, this is a match made in heaven. Is he mean about it? Sure. But Hal would call you nasty names even if you weren’t so hypersexual, so don’t feel too bad about it. It ain’t sex with Hal Jordan if he didn’t act like a condescending jerk throughout it. Y’all definitely fucking every day (which means he’s 100% bringing you on Lantern missions; he’ll make it work somehow, just you wait), cuz a hypersexual darling coupled with Hal Jordan’s innate horniness is a dangerous thing to behold. This dynamic could not be more perfect for him.

Harvey Dent: So… Two Face lowkey kinda hates it. What do you mean you can’t keep your hormones in check? Come on. Get it together. He can’t always be there to deal with you. He’s got business to attend to, damnit. But Harvey, on the other hand, can almost empathize with you. He understands having impulses you can’t exactly control, and hey… he’s more than willing to help out. Get ready for Harvey’s sweet praises and Two Face’s degrading remarks, cuz of course they can’t agree on a tactic to go about your heightened sexuality. While Two Face wants to just outright bully this behavior out of you, Harvey actually wants to cultivate it as a way to make sure you’ll at least come to him for something. I think it’ll definitely feed into Harvey’s ego, and who knows… Two Face might actually come to like it.

Jaime Reyes: Poor guy would be at a moral crossroad. Khaji Da would be yapping about sudden spikes in your sexual arousal, but Jaime’s all like, “la la la, I can’t hear you,” because while he’s definitely aware of the fact that he’s crossed a few boundaries in the past, this just seems a little too far. He’s still trying to have some sort of respect for you, after all. It’ll definitely take you coming to him directly for him to actually do something about it. Please be patient with him. He’s got an evil fucked up bug in his brain trying to coach him through this, because it’s apparently not enough to just be nervous about anything sexual to begin with. You’re gonna have to call the shots until he gets the hang of things.

Tim Drake: Pot, meet kettle. Tim already has a shit ton of problems, so we might as well add hypersexuality to the list. Now, in my eyes, Tim is the biggest sub known to man, so if you’re the same way, this shit is gonna be messy. Like, absolutely no control happening. Y’all are just rubbing bodies against each other until something happens. But on the other hand, being more dominant means training him how to fucking behave. Bro is not above lunging at you and humping your thigh. Teach him how to properly touch you, and then you’ll maybe give him a reward. You might not be able to get rid of his fucked up tendencies, but you can at least use them to your advantage.

Wally West: He’d find it absolutely adorable. Much like Dick, this is a perfect way to manipulate you, but he’s at least much nicer about it. As long as you’ve been on your best behavior, his teasing isn’t anything malicious or cruel. Don’t take advantage of how nice he is, because he can quickly turn this into a learning experience for you. Make sure you stay on his soft and sweet side. I can totally see him reassuring you and talking you through it, his touches gentle and loving as to not turn you off. Upon discovering how hypersexual you are, he’d definitely coax you into letting him lend a hand like you were some sort of scared animal. “Hey, it’s okay… it’s not like you can help it, right? Here, wouldn’t it be much better if I helped? No, no, sweetheart, it’s no bother for me. In fact, I’d love to help. That’s it. Come on.”

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GUIDE: P = platonic ;; R = romantic ;; YAN!CH = yandere character ;; YAN!RE = yandere reader.

romantic yandere Peter GN reader, clinginess, obsessive behavior, mentions of loss, pushover yandere, brief mention of self-harm, quick mention of cutting off fingers, masochistic Peter, man child behaviors, breaking and entering, he likes to watch you sleep. R!YAN!CH

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I really love your romantic yan posts!! I was wondering if you could do a romantic comic Peter Parker?? I’m really curious from the snippets you’ve written!

𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒…

!!! GN reader, clinginess, obsessive behavior, mentions of loss, Peter’s photography being used in a not so cute way, stalking, pushover yandere, and if I say submissive— (gets shot), brief mention of self-harm, quick mention of cutting off fingers, masochistic Peter, man child behaviors, breaking and entering, he likes to watch you sleep.

MY SWEET BABY BOY PETER, LET’S GO.

So, first off, bro is very clingy. And not just in the physical sense; he’s the type of guy who needs to know where you are, what you’re doing, who you’re with, the whole nine yards. Expect thousands of calls and texts throughout the day, each one sounding more and more desperate depending on how long he’s left unanswered. He’s not above pulling up your location on Life360 and swinging across the city to check on you. Yes, he’s absolutely in tears when he sees you. Yes, he’ll accidentally cause a scene. If you don’t want everyone around you to stare at you weirdly as you try to comfort a sobbing, overgrown man-child, I suggest you constantly check your phone.

I think it’s safe to say that his clingy behaviors spawn from his severe anxiety. After losing his parents and Uncle Ben, he’s always felt like the people in his life aren’t permanent. Couple that with who all he’s lost as Spider-Man (such as Gwen, depending on what run you fuck with), and he’s basically on the verge of a nuclear melt down 24/7. He’s already lost so much… he can’t lose you, too. He just can’t. He can’t lose you, and he doesn’t want to think about what it would be like to lose you, but— god, his brain just torments him with the what-if’s, and there he goes thinking about it again. Poor guy is stuck in this mental cycle and seriously needs to talk to a professional (among other things).

Anyways. Second thing on the list is how obsessive he is. Kind of a natural progression off of his clinginess and anxiety, ya know? He’s already thinking about you all of the time, so let’s get his obsessive behaviors out of the way. We’ve already briefly discussed his Polaroid photos in the red flags ask, but let’s expand upon it a bit! I think this developed from his desperation to always look at you. Depending on how developed your relationship is (or if you even know him to begin with), he unfortunately can’t afford to always be around you. While he’ll definitely try his damn hardest, stalking you from afar can only do so much. So! What’s the best alternative? Photos, of course!

(Bro has these photos everywhere around his apartment. On his walls, over his bed, in his nightstand, taped to his mirror… I think he’d even go as far as to have a framed picture on his table so he can feel like he’s eating with you!! Romantic, amiright? Of course, this makes having guests over hella dangerous, as it’s kind of hard to explain why even his kitchen cabinets have Polaroids of this random person taped inside of them.)

He cannot go anywhere without feeling like you’re with him somehow. I’ve mentioned before that every jacket he owns has at least one photo of you stuffed in the pockets, but did I mention his Spider suit also has a Polaroid or two? Yeah… he’s got a little pocket in his glove so he can lovingly stare at your face while he’s on patrol. Should any criminal get their hands on this photo during a scuffle… y’all better pray for them. No one’s allowed to touch you, even if it’s just a still photo.

I’ve also mentioned how he’s definitely a pushover yandere, so let’s get into that a bit! To put it bluntly, Peter basically worships the ground you walk on. You’re just so perfect to him, to the point where you could do no wrong in his eyes. This could be a major benefit, as he’s willing to do anything for you. Bystanders will think it’s kind of cute — he’s just a lovesick puppy, after all — but if you’re aware of even a fraction of how fucked he is, then it’s actually flat-out concerning. Want him to harm himself? Done. Beat up your next door neighbor? He’ll do it during patrol. Cut off his fingers and put them in his fridge? Sure thing, babe! He is absolutely whipped for you, and finding out just how far he’ll go is… interesting.

This also means he lets you treat him like absolute shit. You could yell at him, punch him, push him down the stairs, and he’d still stare at you with that same obsessive grin. However, the only caveat to this is that he wants at least some kind of affection afterwards. Oh, you broke his arm in two places and shattered his elbow? That’s okay. He’ll heal eventually. Now it’s time for cuddles and kisses!

… And if I say he’s lowkey kinda into being pushed around— (loud gun shot SFX; I am now profusely bleeding from my shoulder because the CIA is trying to silence me on my masochist Peter headcanons.)

Say, speaking of getting shot, here’s something some of y’all are gonna hate: Peter would love his darling to take on some parental attributes. Probably something that manifested due to childhood trauma. He just wants someone to take care of him like his mom or dad would’ve, you know? Comb his hair, make him lunch, hold him close and hum to him after a particular bad day… just moments of sweetness that make him feel safe. This would be especially jarring if you like to abuse him, but hey, we’re all about weird dynamics on this blog.

Actually, you know what? Let’s circle back to the stalking thing again. I just thought of something. Whenever Peter has the time, he 100% sneaks into your home and watches you go about your day. Does it sound like there’s heavy breathing coming from above you? That wasn’t your imagination; that was your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man stuck to the ceiling, practically drooling at how close he is to you. He loves to hang over your bed at night, and if he gets tired? He can either sleep under your bed or make a tiny nest in your closet. Or, if he’s feeling particularly bold, slip under your sheets so he can sleep right next to you, aww!!

All of the yandere stuff aside, Peter actually makes an okay lover. He likes to get you flowers, take you on romantic picnic dates, and make you breakfast in bed. He’s very sweet and endearing in his own way, and may even charm you into a relationship naturally (no need for any more para-social interaction, yay). It’s just that he’s really bad at respecting boundaries. And has a habit of stalking you. And has no sense of self-respect. And is kind of a man child. Honestly, a lot of this might be treatable with enough therapy, but I don’t know, y’all. I think that train has long left the station.

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What’s your writing process/tips? All the work you put out is so well written and funny and descriptive and your wordplay and vocabulary is god tier like hello??? Your whole master list is full of rereads and certified bangers

THIS ASK CAUGHT ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS.

Oh my god, first of all, this actually means a lot to me. I’m genuinely at a loss for words. Thank you so much. As someone who only writes for fun, this is so unnecessary. Y’ALL ARE GONNA MAKE ME CRY, STOP.

Second of all… I’ll try to offer genuinely helpful information, but I suck actual dogshit at that, LMAO. I’m usually the prime example of what not to do. Keep that in mind.

(Putting a read more here cuz I didn’t realize how long this got. Whoops.)

My writing process is basically just chaos. Work on what I want to work on if I have the motivation for it. That unfortunately means I sometimes don’t post something for months, but y’all already know that, so… yeah. Do what you actually want to do. If an idea isn’t sparking any creativity in you, don’t pursue it. It’s better to cultivate a story you’re really into than one you’re halfassing. And if you lose interest? To the draft of shame pile it goes. You can save it for when you’re thinking about it again, or if you think certain aspects of that idea are good for a totally new idea. No shame in recycling.

As for wordplay and vocabulary, I think that comes from a love of literature and grammar in itself. I was always kind of an English nerd growing up. Maybe that shows in my writing? Except for the fact that I barely ever proofread (WHICH IS SO BAD BECAUSE I’M DYSLEXIC, HELP). But, yeah. I read all of the classics, from Greek literature to the modern era. Learning how other writers structure their works is really interesting. It’s good to do with your favorite fanfic writers, too. Pick apart what makes certain pieces so compelling.

Maybe knowing your genre helps. I like horror and grotesque shit a lot, and I really hope that shows through my writing. If you spend a lot of time analyzing the genre you like, it might help with the creative juices? Though be careful if you’re like me and enjoy spooky stuff, cuz I’ve literally lost sleep over it, LMAO. Certain stories just inspire me to write for certain characters.

I think poetry and lyricism also helped? I’m a big fan of Edgar Alan Poe and old school hip-hop, so studying that could help you with the flow and intrigue of your writing. I don’t know. Just trying to throw whatever out there.

Overall, more people should recognize that writing is an art. There’s not really a formula you can follow, despite what those argumentative high school essays taught us. There are rules and certain structures, but those fall flat when there’s no creativity behind it. Learn how the rules can help or hinder your writing, you know? Does that make sense? I don’t know. RIP.

Also… thesaurus. Learning synonyms is your best friend.

Sorry if none of this is helpful. I’m just all over the place when it comes to this type of shit. I genuinely wish I could give better advice, but I am… just so inept at that. SOBS.

But… yeah!! Thank you so much for enjoying my writing. Again, I really don’t think it’s worthy of all that, because 3/4ths of it is just me yapping about fucked up little guys. I really wish I was more disciplined in my work ethic so that I could get fully-written stories out there, but… you know. Motivation comes when motivation comes.

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How big is yandere! Dick Grayson either in a romantic sense or platonic with cuddling and affection? Is he just overbearing to the point it’s suffocating, obsessive and possessive and the reader is like “please leave me alone :(” and he’s like “no :D c’mere and give me a hug.” Or is he really only affection and cuddly after a rough day?

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍…

!!! GN reader, cuddle monster Dick Grayson, overbearing affection, themes of jealousy, I guess this is fluff? There’s nothing fucked up happening… this might be the closest thing to fluff I’ve ever written.

Yeah, no. The thought of Dick being able to keep his hands off of you for 0.02 seconds is completely unfathomable. LMAO.

Overbearing to the point it’s suffocating? Yup. That’s him. Get ready for him to be touching you. All the time. Always. Every hour of the day. Wake up? He’s hugging you like a teddy bear. Out and about? Holding you close to him so you don’t wander off. Eating? He’ll sit you in his lap and spoon-feed you his damn self. Bathing? Hope you’re not self-conscious about someone else scrubbing down your naked body. As long as he’s home, he’s basically magnetically attached to you one way or another.

Obsessive and possessive? Absolutely. No one is allowed to touch you. And I mean no one. Him having his hands all over you in public has the added bonus of telling everyone else that you’re his. Doesn’t matter if your dynamic is romantic, platonic, sexual, whatever. You belong to him, and no one can even so much as look your way without his jealousy flaring up. Someone else is giving you attention? No. Nope. That can’t happen. Only he’s allowed to give you attention. He can give you everything you need. No one else can. Just him. Bro is completely shameless about how much affection he shows in public.

And if it’s a rough day? Good lord. Be ready for hours of cuddling. In bed. On the couch. At the kitchen table. Wherever he wants to be, he’s got you wrapped in his arms. Your feet don’t even touch the floor during those times, since he’s too busy carrying you from location to location, getting a few tasks done with you on his hip. You’re like his emotional support darling, whether you want to be or not.

(Okay. Picture this. It’s the morning after a particularly rough patrol. Rain is pelting the living room window, grey clouds blocking out the sun. He’s sitting on the couch with you straddling his hips, one hand holding you against the crook of his neck while the other rubs soothing circles into your back. The TV is softly playing the news, but he’s barely paying attention at this point; he’s too busy giving you soft forehead kisses and soaking in the feeling of you in his arms. Last night’s bumps and bruises don’t matter anymore. As far as he’s concerned, your soft breaths against his skin is enough of a healing balm for him.)

This blurb’s a little shorter simply because… there really isn’t much I can say. Dick needs cuddles and affection like it’s fucking oxygen. An objective fact. Irrefutable. If your yan Dick Grayson isn’t cuddling you into oblivion, that’s not him. He’s been replaced by an alternate.