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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

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Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love:

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a guide to uk cities for foreign people

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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tumblr: on cats

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not to be dramatic but the trauma of being a daughter is real and my relationship with my mother is and will always be one of the most devastating and complex relationships i will ever experience

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“I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are probably the coolest thing. You started with a blank canvas and look at you now, all this evidence that you’ve lived”

— (via deceptivelips)

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on god, i’m waking up january first with a healthy dose of serotonin and a functioning attention span. like, this entire past decade has just been a fluke, you mark my words. i have planted the seed and i will see the fucking harvest!

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one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much

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If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

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i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

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Me watching homemade amateur porn:

I wonder if they’re in love.

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Every morning a cat wakes me up. I woke her up today

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