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PLEASE LET ME TOUCH ONE

"No. I presumed you knew the difference between the two words, yes and no, but apparently you're just another Robin Thicke."

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Pretty please? I'll do you a favor or something because its killing meeeeeeeeee I gotta touch one

"Let it continue to kill you, then."

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Can- /May/ I touch one? For scientific reasons and human curiosity. Mainly curiosity...... Pleeeeeeease?

"No, I am afraid you may not."

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They look cool and I'm mentally 5 years old and I'd like to touch it.

"Wow, just like some of my cohorts."

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Can I touch one?

"Why."

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*Boops the "nose"*

"What ev-do. Do I want to know, or."

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"E-ebola?! Oh no, no! Don't mention it around here, don't mention any kind of plague around H-oh. No. I'm not in Happy Tree Town anymore. But don't talk of stuff like that around Happy Tree Town, we're cursed with jinxes! For no reason!"

"Hey! Thrax! Alcohol!" He said, holding up the beaker of clear liquid.

"The virus guy noped so hard I popped into existence. What am I doing here?!"

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Can I touch em? What are they? *stands on tiptoe to see them better*

"I -They're proteins. They're proteins that build an exterior appearance. Some of them are harder than others, such as the rough ones that make my exo'skeleton'."

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Hi I'm new and have no idea who you are but you seem really cool so yeah. Your hair... Stuff... Whatever it is, it's cool too 😄

"The name's thrax, kid. And thanks. 'Cept I can't really wear them any way other than dreadlocks without getting extensions or anything, so I presume they'll be that way for a while.

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"Hey! Thrax! Alcohol!" He said, holding up the beaker of clear liquid.

"The virus guy noped so hard I popped into existence. What am I doing here?!"

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REGULAR SHOW MAYBE??? its for a strange group of people of many ages and makes no sense I LOVE ITTTT

"I have heard that show is legitimately good. I'll have to see what the fuss is about. I presume it's on Netflix."

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Want me to give you a backrub? Pizza? Maybe i can trip people you don't like? And make then fall down a ton of stairs that appear out of nowhere & they'll start freaking out because when they reach the bottom they'll start falling up & float away :3

"That last one though, I would definitely like to see. If only you could do it to some stupid politician. I would pay to see that."

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"So I had no other choice then to ask the damn chicken to help me outta there, and the pizza got Shrek'd, but at least it stopped and I was able to escape blame since the bird was there at 6 AM when the janitor showed up.

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"It all started when they asked me to work a shift at Fuckbear's. I set down my keys on top of this pizza that was left in the kitchen. I put them there because I knew the damn chicken would try to eat it if I didn't try to eat it soon, and then I'd dump all the crumbs on the stupid rabbit's face while he was asleep. They wouldn't know until AFTER I was paid, so it was a win-win. But then I got distracted when the old nightguard called me, talking about the instructions. Before I got the chance to answer it, I realized the stupid bird was going to come in the kitchen at any minute, and there was no way I was sharing that pizza. So I start chowing down on that thing with my bare hands, but the crust was really dry so I chugged a bunch of the sodas they kept on tap. Eventually I had to go, but when I flushed, the water kept coming out and there wasn't a damn plunger. They'd probably alcohol me up if they found out I'd broken one of their toilets, so I jammed my foot in there in hopes it'd stop flushing. Then the phone rings again, and I knew it was the old nightguard again. Except the damn bear thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to 'You Are A Pirate', The fox-dog-crapstrosity starts flipping shits and getting caught in the cove curtains. Anyone who knows that thing knows he'll probably wreck anything, including my pizza and me myself."

"So my foot’s totally stuck in there, right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I’ve still got half a pie left.”

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"So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I've still got half a pie left."

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"Like this for crack conversation."

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//THIS IS MY JAM RIGHT NOW