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(*idk what the soda arrangement is like in other countries so this might be very usa-centric sorry)

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stay fresh 🤙🏼

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No offense but…. diet mountain dew baby new york city… 

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take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

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guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

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mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew. 

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The last time I let the Lord decide I got a Diet Shasta. Never again, Jesus.

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this is Doritos flavored Mountain Dew. God is dead and we fucking destroyed him

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Straight White Boy Problem #417

warm mountain dew

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I like to dip my cookies in Mountain Dew because it gives them an ever so tangy flavor if left in there for the right amount of time

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#about me

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Help, I’m trying to play pokemon but my wife keeps telling me to give my pokemon silly names like “snooter” and “diet mtn dew”