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all i can think about rn is a slightly jealous jimmy who wants to be at the middle of a joel and lizzie sandwich.

He's so jealous, he wants to fuck them so bad it makes him look stupid 🥴

(Imagine Lizzie and Joel throwing a party to tell their friends that they're going to have a baby, and everyone is so happy about it, except— Jimmy feels sick and he doesn't know why, can't put a name to the feeling. And he tries to put on a brave face and congratulate them and get through the rest of the party, but he's struggling hard, can't shake off the bad feels. Eventually Joel catches him alone in the upstairs corridor and corners him, says "You're looking a bit green with envy, Jim," with a positively devilish grin. And Jimmy feels his stomach plummet as he realises, yeah, it's not jealousy, he's envious. Joel says "Don't worry Jim, we'll have a go at knocking you up too. Can't hurt to try.")

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This is your sign to write more wlw Gem content… for Pride Month

Speaking of pride, I can’t get over Gem encouraging everyone to probe Grian about being bi

She really saw him and Scar at the charity event and went “I know what you are”

Gem is forcing EVERYONE to reconsider things! Also hilarious since she said to chat that she wasn't going to ask Pearl how she was sitting because she already knows she's straight.

Ma'am what do you know about Charlie boy?!

Someone definitely got rumbled during the irl event!

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joel gangbang when

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gem talking about etho being mean and having rizz

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Everybody should watch the skizz, tango, jimmy plate up streams if only just to hear Skizz's delivery of "okay, well, good for you" and Tango talking about having shirts older than that when Jimmy tells them what year he's born.

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at least there's gay people

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I feel the need to watch every smallidarity interaction from the beginning to pinpoint when Joel started to fall in love

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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

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The way Joel posts about being sick just makes me think of the way bdubs posts about being sick. They should make out about it

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scar was SO fucking pretty this last stream?????? hello???????????

(+ a bonus cool guy scar cause omg this guy is so cool)

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this whole clip man

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been rewatching this so much it was time to make it into a clip

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for your consideration. gamers outreach. scar and grian havent properly talked about anything happening between them, in fact when scar suggests it grian denies, but scar guilts grian into helping him 'lose his virginity' anyways, even if its just a handjob or something. grian feels guilty about cheating on his wife even if he was helping a friend out, but he feels even guiltier when he realizes how into it he actually is after the fact.

Ohhhh THE BEGINNING OF GRIAN'S BISEXUAL ARC, YOU MEAN?

Thinking about the two of them sneaking off to one of their hotel rooms that first night together in Redmond. Somehow [insert filler here] they end up on the bed together, Grian's hand down the front of Scar's sweatpants, and Scar palming Grian's cock over his jeans. It feels good, and dangerous, and scary all at once. And Scar is so into it, head tipped back, quietly panting in a way that reminds Grian that this is Scar's first.

And then he's spiralling, thinking, if this is Scar's first he wants to make it good for him, wants to give him more than just a clumsy handjob. Surely, a clumsy blowjob would be better? Anything for Scar, after all.

It's only when he actually has Scar's cock in his mouth, tasting salty skin, feeling the weight against his tongue, that he realises he kind of likes it. Likes the way his lungs burn when he breathes hard through his nose because his mouth is full. Likes the sting at the nape of his neck when Scar's hand fists in his hair involuntarily. And then he really likes the way Scar breathlessly warns him that he's about to come, the way he throbs in Grian's mouth, the way he comes all over himself the moment Grian pulls off him, not a second too soon. And then afterwards, when they kiss, he likes the way Scar's stubble makes his lips sore.

He can't help but wonder, is just Scar he's doing this for?

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Fic where Etho offers Gem a rug and she actually takes him up on the offer (to get a bonafide EthosLab rug in her house). She gets it and sends him photos and genuinely thinks it's the funniest thing to ever happen.

But then he keeps sending her stuff. Just like swings by her base on the server and goes "I saw a little cabincore blanket and thought you had to have it so it's in the mail on its way to you".

And it's never like stuff he orders online for her. It's stuff he finds in person and takes the effort to go to the post office and send it to her himself. And it's always neatly packaged with his handwriting on the front. But never includes a return address.

Like maybe he clears out his garage and finds a bunch of old Nintendo DS games and sends them to her. Maybe he finds a ridiculous spider toy and sends it to her with a note about making sure this one doesn't pee. Maybe he sends her a cutting of one of his plants for her to try her hand at growing. Maybe one day he goes insane and pays a small fortune to overnight her some of his homemade banana and chocolate chip muffins.

Maybe on that package, he finally includes a return address. Or maybe one day he just shows up in St. John's and asks if she'd like to go get a coffee.

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Bad Boys call each other babe. (2/2)

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One of these days Joel and Jimmy will kiss on screen. Like as a bit. As a joke. Totally. They don’t have any feelings about it. It’s silly.

goddddd we can only hope

and in this beautiful future it's Kirsty or Lizzie who encourage it, standing at the sidelines and urging it to happen, you know?

Lizzie being like: 'jesus Joel, just do it and stop with the edging already' and Kirsty agreeing (maybe a little too fast tbh, but she definitely knows how desperate Jimmy is for it - even his little 'you can't be serious' and the 'no don't' he manages before Joel's got both hands on his face sound fake)

it's definitely a 'joking kiss' for all of two seconds, just quick enough that they could get away with it being a bit or for the stream until Jimmy whimpers through a needy little 'please' and Joel says 'pathetic' against his lips (but it's so obviously wildly affectionate and everyone can hear that)

then they're FOR REAL kissing, one of Joel's arms moving to wind around Jimmy's waist and pull him in and it's fully opened mouth and hot with the tease of tongue, good enough that Jimmy's legs nearly go out beneath of him

and someone says 'it's about time' but it doesn't really matter who when Jimmy moans for more

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very normal behaviour from the boys today (1/2)